We’re not usually in the business of posting videos of presidents getting assaulted (although if anyone has footage of President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov of Turkmenistan getting roughed up, please pass it along—he’s a dick). But today, in Toulouse, France, a local wingnut had the balls to grab French President Nicolas Sarkozy by his Prada jacket, and attempt to pull him into the crowd for a good old-fashioned slap-around.
The best part about the video is that you never see who the arm belongs to, and once the camera pans to the perpetrator, he’s already smothered by Sarkozy goons. Therefore, zombie arm! Also, notice the ringing clock tower in the background. Nicolas Sarkozy, the bell tolls for thee.