For some reason Mariah Carey was on the Home Shopping Network this weekend selling her collection of glitzy jewelry, velour sweatsuits, and strappy metallic heels with bling on them. She was in the mood to share a lot (and seemed perhaps kind of boozy?), launching into asides about how swollen her feet got during her pregnancy, why she’s cut her nails short, and how, with regard to a twins pregnancy, “You have to keep them in as long as possible, because it’s a sacrifice you make for them.” I didn’t watch, but apparently this went on for two hours. Oh, Mimi. You keep doing you.