Remember when Jessica Simpson became pregnant sometime in the mid-to-late ’90s and then finally popped out a baby–a nearly 10 pound girl named Maxwell (I know)–on the first of May, thereby ending what seemed like centuries of frustrated "How is Jessica Simpson still pregnant?!" remarks? Well, it’s been nearly two weeks–let’s check in on Simpson and see what she’s up to!
Oh. She’s buying headbands (with *massive* flowers) on Etsy.