So, it’s Saturday evening and you’re trying to figure out your plans for the rest of the night. Cook your own dinner, or pick it up from the esteemed Olive Garden? Go out to da clurb, or stay in and watch Netflix? The possibilities are endless! Whatever you decide, though, please do it calmly and try not to get offended by the random statement of a random stranger–or else Bill Maher is going to kick your overly outraged ass. He explains why, after the jump.