Vivid Casting Lindsay Lohan Lookalike For Inevitable ‘The Canyons’ Porn Spoof

What I really want to know is if James Deen will reprise his role.

 

Vivid Entertainment is on the hunt for Lindsay Lohan lookalikes — redheads with leathery skin and lips full of injectibles? — for their inevitable porn spoof of her forthcoming film, The Canyons. Vivid is ardently pursuing Deen for the spoof, via a public letter which reads: 

It would be a first in parodies … the actual star of a mainstream movie also starring in an X-Rated version of that same movie! How cool is that?

Vivid may want to consider LiLo herself to reprise her role, too. Lord knows she is hard up for cash these days if she’s borrowing money from Charlie Sheen and asking Lady Gaga to spot her some cash.  

No word on whether Bret Easton Ellis, who penned The Canyons, will be recruited to write the script. Not that there will be much talking. 

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Vivid Offers Prince Harry $10 Million For Porno

Wherever there is a celebrity in a compromising position, Vivid Entertainment is not far behind. The porn giant is offering renowned nudist Prince Harry a cool $10 million to appear in a porno called The Trouble With Harry, starring "little Harry," "the crown jewels," and a bevy of Vivid women. Who, lets be honest, are probably his type.

In a letter to Harry printed on E!, Vivid’s CEO writes:

"Dear Royal Sir, [Question: Is that the way princes are really addressed?]

We were amused and pleased by the photos of your recent frolic in Las Vegas. What happens there rarely stays there, unfortunately." We would like to offer you the opportunity to truly become the coolest Prince of all time, by starring in a fun, sexy, big-budget adult film called ‘The Trouble with Harry.’ It can be shot in the locale of your choice, and will bring together your exciting Royal world and our thrilling world of beautiful women! Of course ‘little Harry’ will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be well scripted, and the Crown Jewels will not be ‘minimized’ in any way."

Harry, give porn a thought! This is an offer of $5 million more than Pippa Middleton was offered to bare her infamous bum! Cross-dressing brother James Middleton was only offered $1 million — the same amount as Octomom Nadya Suleman. And Vivid’s generous amount is $9 million more than Prince Hot Ginge was offered to bare all in Playgirl magazine.

It’s an offer to be seriously considered. There’s only so many nude-and-Nazi antics before someone should expect to be written out of the will.