We’ll Never Be Able to Get ‘Matilda’ Tickets

Matilda, the brand-new Broadway musical imported from the Royal Shakespeare Company in Stratford-upon-Avon (and later on London’s West End) and based on the Roald Dahl classic, has been buzzed about in New York for months, and last night’s opening night brought much praise from critics all over the country. Ben Brantley’s review in the New York Times begins with the word "rejoice," which, you know, is a pretty solid start, and the show has gotten great reviews in pretty much every other publication. (Of course, the show’s PR team knew that would happen.) So, basically, good luck finding tickets at a reasonable price. Now for the good news: maybe you can finally get into Book of Mormon?

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Pop-Culture Parody Musicals Are as Meta as We Get

Growing up in the ‘90s and early ‘00s, I had really weird taste in music. Sure, I liked whatever the Top 40 pop hits were, but I also belted out showtunes, and I had every word memorized of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s song parodies. Through his ode to food “Eat It,” I learned how badass young Michael Jackson was. Likewise, I would never have known what “MacArthur Park” without the cheeky "Jurassic Park.”

In a 2003 interview with NPR, Yankovic mused on how his fellow artists would respond as he prepped each album of song parodies. “At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record,” he said. “So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.”

While it seems as if “Weird Al” has hung up the accordion for the time being, there are plenty of creative teams who have adopted that same motivation of writing silly lyrics to poke fun at pop culture and elevated it to the next logical incarnation—the musical. In the past few years, more and more pop culture parody musicals have popped up on the Internet, in universities, and even off-Broadway. They’ve launched the careers of stars like Darren Criss (who played the starring role in A Very Potter Musical), and even famous folks like Joss Whedon (with Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog) have joined in.

Pop culture has passed into an incredibly self-reflective and meta phase. We can’t watch a TV show or political debate without immediately reacting through GIF form and then scrutinizing our reaction. We’re compelled to interrogate the highbrow and especially the lowbrow works that capture our attention. But it gets boring and one-dimensional to use the same medium that we’re discussing in our analysis. We’re constantly turning our opinions over and over, seeking out the smart new angle that someone hasn’t thought of. Enter this new breed of musical.

We’re lucky that many of these productions have tested the waters in New York City, where you can stage an outrageous parody for even just a weekend. In the past year, I’ve taken in four shows that probe the boundaries of good taste and challenge the books, actors, and even religious institutions they mock. Last Christmas, I joined the throngs of theatergoers laughing so hard they were crying at Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s The Book of Mormon. Since the, I’ve also giggled my way through song-and-dance parodies of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series, its offspring Fifty Shades of Grey, and the ‘90s thriller The Silence of the Lambs.

Whether each show’s attack is sweet or snarky, there is indeed that sense of tribute that Yankovic mentioned—cheeky nods to the genre of musical theater itself, or a hat tip to the impact Clarice Starling or Anastasia Steele has had on pop culture. In fact, 50 Shades! The Musical pokes fun less at Ana’s whirlwind romance with Christian Grey, and more at the way Americans have gobbled up E.L. James’ erotic fanfiction.

“I think anything that is so popular that everyone knows about it, you can start to home in on certain details,” said Emily Dorezas, one of the 50 Shades co-writers. “That’s why, as soon as the presidential election starts, everybody can laugh at the same things about the different candidates. Fifty Shades of Grey is just this brand that doesn’t go away. Even if you know nothing about it, you know everything about it. Part of what we’re doing is making fun of the phenomenon of it. [Audiences] can laugh at that because they’ve seen it in their house, with their wives and girlfriends.”

Twilight: The Musical employs a similar shorthand: They’re betting on audiences’ familiarity with the movies so that they can skewer not only Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, but also Robert Pattinson’s insanely dramatic delivery and Kristen Stewart’s penchant for lip biting. The more layers you can work through, the better you’re rewarded, like when Edward and Bella’s literary contemporaries Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger pop in to declare a wizards-versus-vampires war.

When you’re addressing the young adult fiction booms of the past fifteen years, of course you have to poke fun at the consumers who waited in line at midnight for the new books and movies. But how do you mock a solid film classic from the ‘90s that’s entirely straight-faced and even rather terrifying? You make it self-aware.

What most struck me about Silence! The Musical (which has existed online and onstage since 2002) is that it follows the movie beat-for-beat. I was especially aware because I had watched the film for the first time just a few weeks prior. Aside from the addition of a lamb chorus—paralleling the ancient Greek chorus and performing the same duty of commenting on the action onstage—the musical starts and ends where the movie does. Watching it, you’re delightfully surprised to realize that it is kind of ridiculous to start a movie with Jodie Foster huffing and puffing through the woods near Quantico, and that most of Anthony Hopkins’ dialogue is snarky one-liners. The cast turns even the most innocuous phrasing into a punchline; currently, Pamela Bob amps up Clarice’s unfortunate lisp to an art form.

The decision to do a shot-for-shot spoof had less to do with the movie itself and more with how co-writers Jon and Al Kaplan write all of their parodies. “We’re very detail-oriented,” the brothers said of what began as a collection of songs and evolved into a screenplay. “We focus on details and blow them up. It’s meant to be a love letter to the movie; we want to tailor it to people who are big fans.” It helped that Hunter Bell, who wrote the book for the stage show, and original director Christopher Gattelli had the same M.O.: “They love the movie and wanted to focus on the details—sometimes different details [from us].”

To be fair, the brothers were wary of audience reaction to some of the songs. But when the original movie brings Lecter and Clarice together after another inmate comments on her vagina, how can you not give Lecter a love song called “If I Could Smell Her Cunt”? However, it wasn’t until Book of Mormon opened in 2010 that the Kaplans felt more secure about their bawdier musical numbers.

“I think we’re proudest of Lecter’s song,” the Kaplans said. “It’s not the typical song you would expect from him, the ‘liver and fava beans’ number. It’s the moment where the audience really has to buy into the concept or not buy into it. It has to be well performed; Lecter has to really sell it as a love song. We’re also proud of Buffalo Bill’s song ‘I’d Fuck Me’ because it came late in the game. We felt like we had already written our Buffalo Bill songs.”

”I’d Fuck Me” represents perhaps the closest adherence to the source material. Our audience was on the edge of their seats during this swirly burlesque number because we all knew the iconic sequence from the film and were waiting with bated breath to see if David Ayers would attempt the infamous dick tuck. When he did, that prompted the most cheers out of any point in the show. Honestly, we wouldn’t have respected the creative team if they hadn’t included that moment.

Each of these shows has unlocked a new take on the source material through the medium of the musical. The visual nature of a stage show has been most beneficial for 50 Shades! The Musical. One of the book’s most ludicrous elements was Anastasia’s “inner goddess,” the subconscious manifestation of her repressed horniness. Sadly, she was absent from the New York production, but Dorezas said that she showed up in Chicago in “a scene with Christian and Anastasia, [where] the inner goddess comes in and basks to have this whole moment to herself,” and that she’ll appear in future iterations.

Some of the most fun that the 50 Shades! The Musical cast and creative team had was subverting the audience’s expectations of the characters’ appearances. For the past year or more, fansites have cast achingly smoldering types like Ian Somerhalder and Alexis Bledel for Christian and Ana, but what makes Chris Grace and Amber Petty’s portrayals so refreshing is that neither are stereotypical beauties. They play up the comedic contrast between the prose and their onstage looks and behavior.

“It was totally a conscious decision,” Dorezas confirmed. “I don’t think anybody’s gonna be 100 percent satisfied with whatever Christian Grey they choose [for the movie]. We just wanted to go the complete opposite direction, but Chris plays it so sexy, and he owns it! There’s a certain point where it’s like, ‘This is our Christian Grey, and everyone in the audience is sold on it.’

”It’s always my favorite when he walks onstage for the first time, ‘cause you see the audience pointing at each other like, ‘Oh my God, this isn’t what you said!’ I know they think Ryan Gosling is gonna come out there. I think in Chris’ mind, he thinks he’s Ryan Gosling. And Amber as Anastasia—she’s so funny. We wanted it to be more of a wink at these characters, not the actual characters. I think if we went for super hot and sexy, we’d lose funny.”

Similarly, the writers grappled with the first draft because if they gave in to the temptation to absolutely skewer James’s admittedly ridiculous novel, they wouldn’t be able to keep an audience. “I think the first round, we felt like there was just too much punch and not enough heart to it,” Dorezas said, citing their shared experience in the comedy world. “We wanted the audience to want these two people to be together outside of a bondage/S&M situation.”

The parody can’t just be about the content; the creative teams must also consider conventions of musical theater itself. One of the first big laughs in The Book of Mormon is “Hasa Diga Eebowai,” a seemingly joyous African chant that brings to mind The Lion King’s “Hakuna Matata” but actually translates to “Fuck You, God.” Mocking religion was one thing, but dragging the esteemed medium of musical theater into the mix? That’s when audiences realized that no one was safe.

In the New York production of 50 Shades! The Musical, the inner goddess got sacrificed in favor of a big, Les Miserables-esque ensemble number. “We just had to find another place for the inner goddess, ‘cause we all were like, ‘Ah, we want this moment where everyone’s having doubt and not sure what to do,’” Dorezas said. “There’s a nod to Phantom of the Opera in the show, as well. We definitely put little things in there that even if you’re not a fan of Fifty Shades of Grey, if you’re a fan of musicals you’ll appreciate the moments as well. If some of the moments are too insidery—you don’t know who Jose is when he walks in, you don’t know Christian is against type—there’s still something for you.”

The Kaplan brothers’ nods to musical theater occur more in the fabric of the musical’s choreography: “It’s just integrating little homages here and there. There’s A Chorus Line in ‘In the Dark with a Maniac,’ [with] the dance move that Clarice does before she shoots Buffalo Bill. There’s also [elements from] The King and I.”

Now, a lot of the musical theater greats are dead and can’t defend themselves against this mockery. But how about the creators of the books and movies parodied? Despite the hard-R nature of Silence! The Musical, the Kaplans said that several of the people involved with the movie found it uproariously funny.

For one, director Jonathan Demme decided to celebrate his twenty-year crew reunion by going to the show. “We sat behind them, and they were laughing their heads off,” the Kaplans said. “It was a real kick… We thought he was gonna be a really serious guy, just sitting there scowling, but he’s got a real sense of humor.” They can’t vouch for Jodie Foster’s reaction, since she attended a different show. However, “Anthony Heald, who played Dr. Chilton, was very enthusiastic, said he would love to play his character in a future reincarnation of the show. Anthony Hopkins, as far as we know, hasn’t gone.”

”We did look toward Silence! The Musical a little bit in terms of what they were able to get away with,” Dorezas said. Because the original production of 50 Shades! The Musical debuted at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, they’ve been caught up with UK copyright laws, combined with the reaction from James’ people. “For the UK opportunities that we are currently discussing, we could change some things around with the show that would make it fall under safe parameters,” Dorezas said. “If the parody laws change in our favor, then we would not have to do that. We have an idea of what we can do, but we’re kind of waiting to see how it changes.”

Musical parody reinvigorates seemingly played-out stories because it’s such an unexpected medium. It’s likely that the first time you saw Clarice Starling or read about Christian Grey, you never dreamed that either would break into song. These pop culture parody musicals crack these seemingly solemn characters and give them the added dimensions to ensure their endurance in the zeitgeist, whether they’re twenty or two years old. As the Kaplans confessed, “We never thought we’d be talking about this eleven years after the fact.”

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‘Book of Mormon’ Star Josh Gad Debuts his Web Comedy: ‘Gigi: Almost American’

Actor Josh Gad has plenty to be happy about these days. He’s starring on Broadway in The Book of Mormon, the sweetly sacrilegious comedy from Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Robert Lopez, which opens on Thursday. And today marks the debut of Gigi: Almost American, Gad’s wonderfully weird new web comedy on My Damn Channel about a clueless yet endearing immigrant who desperately wants to assimilate. Yet, like anyone, Gad still finds a reason to feel rotten on a cold, wet Monday morning in New York.

BlackBook: How are you feeling on this first full day of spring? Josh Gad: Betrayed, like this is some kind cosmic joke. And there’s snow in the forecast.

What’s it like to be about to put on a big Broadway show? It’s pretty crazy. Things are heating up over there [at the Eugene O’Neill Theatre]. It’s so exciting.

I’ve never heard Jon Stewart gush so much about something. He absolutely loved The Book of Mormon. I’m honored that Jon loved it. It’s been that way for the past four weeks. People are going crazy for it. In a way, they’re coming in with preconceived notions and surprised at what they’re finding. It has a lot of heart and that has been the key. It opens on Thursday, and it couldn’t come at a better time. This thing is ready, let’s just get it up there. During previews we change things every day, so I’m happy that process is over. We just finally locked the show two days ago.

Tell me about your character in The Book of Mormon, Elder Cunningham. He’s the complete opposite of what a practicing Mormon usually is. He’s read more Lord of the Rings than he has the actual Book of Mormon, and tends to exaggerate everything in a big way. He’s paired up with a perfect Mormon specimen [Andrew Rannells in the role of Elder Price] in an Odd Couple sort of way, and they’re sent to dark, dreary part of the world where people have lost faith.

Your new web comedy on My Damn Channel, Gigi: Almost American, premiers on Wednesday. How did that come about? We had been meeting with the BBC for a while, and they wanted to do something in the digital world. They had seen some shorts from The Lost Nomads, my comedy troupe, and wanted to collaborate. One of the shorts we had done was about this foreigner in a bathtub trying to learn English. They kept going back to that one saying they wanted to develop it. We were like, ‘I don’t know if there’s much there to develop.’ Then we thought about it and realized there are immense possibilities. I’m always fascinated with physical comedy. There’s a push toward dialogue comedy in an Apatow sense, but I also think there’s an opportunity to go back to something more physical and universal, in the vein of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton. So Gigi is from some unnamed country, speaks a language nobody knows, and we’re never going to find out his backstory? Nobody, including us, can know where he’s from. It’s funnier that we don’t know. It’s bound to get comparisons to Borat that I don’t want. What Sacha did so brilliantly was lampoon a certain part of the world. With Gigi, it’s not about where he’s from, but where he’s going and how he’s going to get there.

And he wants to become American more than anything in the world? It’s that simple. He’s fascinated with all the things you and I take for granted. To him, everything is so unique. He’s like a kid in a candy store. We really do take our liberties for granted, but even the little things are so unbelievable to this guy, so eye opening.

I love the show where he’s in the bathtub trying to learn English from a radio DJ with a really affected voice, as if that’s how real Americans talk. He just assumes people talk like that. That scene started in such an innocuous way, I was just joking around. I thought, let’s put him in a bathtub, because why not? I just wrote it off as a silly little thing that nobody was going to see.

How did you wind up on My Damn Channel? We had teamed up with BBC and they introduced us to Rob Barnett at My Damn Channel. The second I sat down with Rob I knew it was a perfect partnership. He has been the key to all of this.

Looks like the web is finally becoming competitive with TV for entertainment. We’re on the precipice of full integration. I’m a huge supporter of the web. There’s a lot more creativity that you can get away with without the suits looking over your shoulder and the studio saying you’re over budget. And the episodes are so short. There is, to me, this unbelievable freedom on the web that I haven’t experienced anywhere else. I don’t know what the potential of this character is, but I can explore that. I can do the funny and then get out. I don’t have to fill in 30 minutes of material that’s not good. As long as it’s funny, great. Less is more. There are benefits of the web. You’re seeing it more with Dr. Horrible. And Zach Quinto just produced a movie for the web. So we’re figuring out what this world is.

With so much stuff online, it’s nice to have some place like My Damn Channel with certain quality standards. Because anybody with a camera can get away with anything, eventually there’s going to have to be a way to exploit the best of the best and not give us the crap of the crap. That’s the difference between this and Funny or Die, whom I’ve worked with. Funny or Die is kind of the Youtube of web comedy. At My Damn Channel there is premium content. They’re paying for a product.

Where is Gigi filmed? We did them in LA on a soundstage we rented. There were a bunch of setups, like a hospital room, a room we converted into a space ship. It was shot over the course of five days. More bang for your buck. We shot ten episodes in five days.

And you’re never going to give much context to Gigi’s life? I don’t want it to be answered. At the core of Gigi, there is something a little greater. In this case, an example of unrequited love, played by my wife [actor Ida Darvish]. It’s exciting to see what happens when somebody falls for somebody so far out of their league.

Where are you from originally? From near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Now I’m a California guy, but I moved to New York for the show.

Where do you like to hang out in New York during your leisure time? Serafina and the bar above the Time Hotel have been my second home. They’re both so amazing and so gracious, I have to give them a shout out. I love the pizzas at Serafina, especially the prosciutto pizza. It’s so good it makes me giddy.

What else do you have going on in your life right now? CBS bought a comedy I wrote, but that’s kind of on hold right now. Everything other than The Book of Mormon is on hold. There are potentially a bunch of things in the works. I’m just so happy to be doing a show that everyone seems to love. I’m really honored. I don’t want to do a disservice to the show, but it might be one of the funniest things ever. Beyond that, I’m busy taking care of our newborn daughter.

Trey Parker & Matt Stone Bring Their Brand of Blasphemy to Broadway

Upon seeing The Book of Mormon, you will convert to Mormonism. At least, that’s what Trey Parker and Matt Stone are banking on. The controversial South Park creators make their Broadway debut this month with a satirical musical that explores the oddities of religion through the lens of contemporary Mormon culture. Despite having a little fun—okay, a lot of fun—at the expense of Mormons, Parker, 41, and Stone, 39, insist that their show is laced with optimism and all kinds of feel-good moments.

Before airing their now-infamous “All About the Mormons?” episode on South Park back in 2003, Parker and Stone had a fortuitous encounter with 36-year-old Avenue Q writer Robert Lopez when they first met over drinks following a performance of the raunchy puppet show. The unholy trinity discovered they shared a desire to craft a musical based on the Mormon prophet, Joseph Smith. The result of that meeting of minds, deranged as they may be, is The Book of Mormon, a contemporary coming-of-age story that follows two young missionaries who travel to Africa, only to discover that they’re illequipped to deal with poverty, war, and AIDS.

“As professional storytellers, we’re fascinated by religion,” Stone says. “Making The Book of Mormon allows us to fuck around with religion, racism, colonialism, and all of the narratives that change people’s lives. We usually do a 22-minute TV show that allows us to focus on one theme, or one idea, but this is so much bigger.” And longer. And, yes, uncut.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and Team America: World Police were both musical comedies, but The Book of Mormon is your first time on Broadway. How is this experience different? TREY PARKER: For the first time, we can actually be honest that we’re making a musical. With South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, we had to hide that fact, especially from the people at Paramount [the studio that distributed the film], who said, “An R-rated musical? No, that’s not happening.”

Are people expecting an extended version of the South Park episode “All About the Mormons?” in for a shock? TP: We’re not at all trying to rehash that episode into a Broadway show. We started with it as a point of reference, but over the seven years we’ve been working on this show, it’s really become its own thing entirely. ROBERT LOPEZ: When the three of us first met, we discovered that we’d each individually planned to write The Book of Mormon: The Musical, so we decided to do it together. Later, when Matt and Trey premiered that South Park episode, I thought, Oh, they did it without me. MATT STONE: We’ve talked about doing a Mormon musical since college. It was going to be the next thing after Cannibal! The Musical, but then that became Orgazmo and the distributors wouldn’t let us put music to it. All of the songs got taken out, and it just became a weird porn comedy. TP: “Regret” is the wrong word, but I do wish Orgazmo had been a musical. It’s just that when doing a superhero porn comedy with an NC-17 rating, singing kind of complicates matters.

Where does your interest in Mormonism come from? TP: Mormonism is so new. So much of their religion talks about a prophet who lived 200 years ago. You can actually visit the places written about in The Book of Mormon, so it’s like witnessing the birth of a religion. It’s also just so American. It really is the American religion. MS: Mormonism is also a way to talk about religion in general. Christians, Jews, and Muslims can watch the show as outsiders looking in, but also see themselves in it. Christians will say, “Jesus showed up in America? Please!” Oh, but he came back from the dead? Really, guys? That’s where you draw the line? RL: “You’re telling me that all this time, when we thought Jesus was crucified and had died, he was really in America? Bullshit.” But how does this crazy Christian story make any more sense? Because it happened 2,000 years ago? image

Are you already bracing for the inevitable backlash from the Mormon community? TP: The musical never came from a desire to bash Mormons—we love Mormons! We find their stories fascinating. By now, we know more than a lot of Mormons do about Mormonism. Besides, they don’t care. They’re all so happy. RL: They have the blindest faith of all.

How does The Book of Mormon compare to other contemporary portrayals of Mormons? TP: Shows like Big Love are about fundamentalists, but this has nothing to do with that. MS: Ours focuses on missionaries. When you turn 18, you’re paired with someone called your “companion” for two years. This stranger becomes your best friend and you’re sent somewhere together, usually across the world. We thought, what a great idea: Take away all of the Mormonism and focus on the coming-of-age story of an 18-year-old boy, fresh out of high school, from a really nice place in the U.S., who gets stuck with someone and shot across the world. We didn’t even have to write it—it wrote itself.

But weren’t you even a little apprehensive about pairing musical numbers with important issues such as poverty, AIDS, and war in Africa? Doesn’t it all seem a little much? TP: The words “too much” don’t ever pop into our heads. When we were creating scenes, I always tried to think about the high schoolers who would put on their own versions of this show in five years. We’re used to writing and performing the material ourselves, though, so it was new for us to have actors audition and say, “Dude… dude… dude! That’s a little rough.” MS: It is theater, so there are slightly different rules to obey, but we didn’t all of a sudden turn into Mary Poppins. In a way, this is a very traditional musical. It makes you feel good. It has a real Rodgers and Hammerstein upbeat-ness to it. You can subvert it once you’re in it, but it comes from that form. It’s not a brooding emo musical. TP: Mormons are Disney. That’s what Mormonism is—a cheesy story, a bit lost in history.

Broadway audiences don’t exactly match the core South Park demographic. Do you think this show will be well received by affluent Upper East Siders and conservative out-of-towners? TP: The Broadway audience is changing, just like any audience. People tell us, “Well, the Broadway crowd is a little older.” But, hey, we’re older. Those are our friends you’re talking about! MS: We obviously have fun at the expense of these Mormon missionaries, but they’re good people trying to do good things, and the Africans are good people stuck in a bad situation. So here are two cultures that seem—in very broad terms—like they could be the whitest people in the world and the blackest people in the world, but they actually get along, and in the end they sing and dance together. RL: The people who will be most offended by it are those who hear something out of context and judge it based on that. The Book of Mormon is absolutely a pro-faith, pro-religion, and pro-Mormon show. TP: I think it’s going to make more people Mormons.

Wait, you think your musical will inspire the audience to convert? TP: Why not? I’ve become a little more Mormon than I was in the beginning. There are way worse people in the world to emulate. MS: We grew up in Colorado, around a lot of Mormons, and they’re such nice people. I’ve never had a bad experience with one. image

Never? TP: Salt Lake City is one of the places where I’m most famous. People come up to me and say, “I’m Mormon and I love Orgazmo!” That’s just what Mormons do. MS: I’ve had great religious discussions with Mormons. At the same time, I look at the stories they purport as true—ancient Jews came to America and formed huge civilizations, where Jesus visited them—and there’s no archeological evidence for any of it. It’s goofy, and it doesn’t make any sense. But what we’ve been interested in from the beginning is, Do these stories have anything to do with how nice these people are? Is there any relation between these two things? Maybe there is and maybe there isn’t, but they seem really happy. I wish I was happy. Maybe I should believe these stories. That very concern is at the heart of this whole thing. TP: It’s the same with Trekkies who walk around wearing Star Trek outfits and speaking Vulcan. They live their lives by the rules of the Federation, and Mormons are kind of the same. I think it’s pretty awesome.

Just to be clear: Not one Mormon will be offended by this musical? TP: Not one Mormon will be offended by it.

Instead, all non-Mormons will become Latter-Day Saints? TP: Yes, and the world’s going to be a better place.

On his new album, Kanye West threatened to choke you, Trey and Matt, with a fish stick. How nice can you possibly be? TP: Pretty nice, actually. And we’re not scared of Kanye West! MS: We’ve got way bigger people after us.

Like the ghost of Brigham Young. TP: I’m thinking we should sell The Book of Mormon at each performance for $19.95. MS: Or The Book of Mormon, signed by us and Jesus, for $100.

If this show becomes a huge hit, what might your next Broadway musical be about? TP: Mormons. MS: Mormons in space. TP: Mormons go to Europe. MS: Mormons go to college.

What would a musical about your own lives be called? TP: We could do The Trey Parker and Matt Stone Story, but that’s definitely made-for-TV. We belong in the shitty Lifetime Movie Network slot. RL: I’d like to write the shitty soundtrack to that.