Celebrity Couples That We Wish Would Rekindle the Flame

Photo: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com 

It isn’t you, its me. Surely the couples in this category got their agents to whip up something a little more endearing to say. The truth is, breakups happen, but it so happens that these particular ones shouldn’t have.

1. Heidi Klum and Seal Mark-WoodworthPhoto: Mark Woodworth/BFAnyc.com 

These two were together and married ages ago (The ’90s) and we wish we could #ThrowbackThursday their relationship solely for that fact that she has the body of an angel and he has the voice of an one. It also wouldn’t hurt if they could make some more beautiful babies.

2. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Screen-Shot-2014-10-15-at-10.32.18-PMPhotos: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com & Matteo Prandoni/BFAnyc.com

Zac and Vanessa’s on-screen romance played out before our eyes in the wildly popular Disney movie series “High School Musical.” Hoping for these two to get back together is like hoping for Hilary Duff and Aaron Carter to get back together and that (thankfully) is not going to happen. But Zanessa will forever hold a place in our nostalgic hearts of couples that failed.

3. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Benefit celebrating ALEXANDER MCQUEEN: Savage Beauty Exhibition - InsidePhoto: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com

Miranda Kerr is a supermodel and Orlando Bloom is a movie star, these two were destined to find their way together at some point, and when they did the goddesses above were cheering. Unfortunately, these two are no longer. Yes, a hard pill to swallow. Orlando, stop throwing punches at Justin Bieber and start sending love letters to your ex!

4. Jennifer Lopez and P. Diddy Screen Shot 2014-10-15 at 10.32.52 PMPhotos: David X Prutting/BFAnyc.com & Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com 

Jenny from the block has been around the block a couple times. Jennifer Lopez has had more men than she can count on her freshly manicured hand. One man that stood out (and stood taller than Marc Anthony) was none other than hip hop royal P. Diddy. Puffy is more of man than any Casper Smart could be, and will protect his girl ’til the end. It’s time for J. Lo to change “I luh ya papi” to “I luh ya Puffy.”

5. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Screen Shot 2014-10-15 at 10.34.25 PMPhotos: Joe Schildhorn/BFAnyc.com & Matteo Prandoni/BFAnyc.com 

We selfishly want to see these two get back together solely for that fact that we want to rewrite the ending of “Cruel Intentions” in real life. It would go a little something along the lines of Reese and Ryan marrying, having kids, and residing in a fabulous apartment on the Upper East Side.

Morning Links: Demi Lovato & Ryan Phillippe Dating, Official Trailer for ‘Dark Knight’ Released

● Whether their romance is “hot and heavy” or “they were just hooking up,” the fact remains that Ryan Phillippe, at 36, is exactly twice Demi Lovato’s age. [Us] ● There’s been an up-tic in graffiti this past year and officials can’t tell if it’s a result of high unemployment rates, because everyone thinks they’re artists now, or because maybe kids will be kids. [NYT] ● Spike Jonze’s new Beastie Boys video is all action figures, only a little bit about the song, “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win,” and actually pretty awesome. [BeastieBoys]

● Already incarcerated on gun charges, Ja Rule might be seeing two more years for tax evasion. “I didn’t know how to deal with these finances, and I didn’t have people to guide me, so I made mistakes,” he said in regards to several years worth of unfiled taxes. [NYP] ● A Queens teen died from injuries after being struck by a car carrying NBA star and adopted Kardashian Lamar Odom. “My thoughts and prayers are with the young boys family,” tweeted Odom. [NYDN] ● You didn’t spend your last pennies on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows did you? Because it’s time to start thinking about how The Dark Knight is going to end. The first official trailer for the final segment: [EW]

Links: Kurt Cobain is Coming to Theaters; “We Are The World” is Better on YouTube

● Plans for the Courtney Love-sanctioned Kurt Cobain biopic are moving forward, because if you’re an artist, your life is only a path to the movie about your life. [Rolling Stone] ● A sadly predictable new survey shows that Harvard students rarely get laid. They blame “over-scheduling” and “isolated academia,” which is what non-Ivies call “no game.” [Lime Life] ● Ryan Phillippe is done with Reese Witherspoon — I mean, Abbie Cornish. Wait, who? [People]

● The best part about this all-amateur YouTube version of “We Are The World”? No Justin Bieber. The worst? Still no Ke$ha. [ONTD] ● A new study confirms what even Dick “Practically Satan” Cheney knows: gay soldiers will not, in fact, disrupt the military. When real research and the Vice President of Hell agree, it’s probably time to ditch Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, no? [NYT] ● Will Arnett and Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz have a new Fox pilot in the works. It’s not quite an Arrested Development movie, but who really needs more Michael Cera anyway? [THR]

Lindsay Lohan Swaps Gerard Butler for Ryan Phillippe

Meh, it’s anyone guess how LiLo, ever the object of public curiosity, keeps finding the eleven letters of her name magnetically drawn to almost-A-listers lately. There was that whole sordid thing with Gerard Butler, although Lohan reportedly put the kibosh on that. So now there are whispers — just breathy susses, at that — of LiLo and former Mr. Reese Witherspoon Ryan Phillippe “getting cozy” at L.A. club Voyeur recently.

Though details are thin. For all we know, the pair could’ve been squabbling about whether pasties were a good idea on Lohan’s Ungaro line. Or perhaps they were acting out selected scenes of Monster’s Ball, with Lohan rasping, “I got these curtains right here on credit and the man told me I wasn’t supposed to get this deal, but I think he kinda liked me … and he told me I could have these curtains on credit. I said, ‘What the hell? Red curtains would be great for my place.’ So I said, ‘I’ll take it.’ So I got me some red curtains.” And Phillippe asserting, “Damn straight.” Yes, innocent commentary about purchasing draperies on credit. That’s all that could’ve transpired. So all this tongue-wagging could be for naught.

That is, if Philippe hadn’t already been a fixation of Lohan’s for a couple years now. A fact that he indifferently acknowledged sometime ago. Add to all that Lohan’s ability to accrue A-list hotties. Obviously someone’s being stingy with details.

Before Phillippe and Butler, but long after Samantha Ronson, there was also Balthazar Getty last month. And of course, rumors of a Lohan-Ledger tryst still remain hot. Even if Lohan and Phillippe were acting out scenes from Monster’s Ball, it probably wasn’t too long before one of them yelled, “I want you to make me feel better. I want you to make me feel good. Can you make me feel good?” with the other obliging happily.

Links: Brando QVC Salesman, Cornish CK Babe, List-o-rama

● Ryan Phillippe’s lady love Abbie Cornish is the new face of Calvin Klein. [ElleUK] ● Shortly before his death, Marlon Brando wanted to sell goods on QVC for some extra cash…seriously. [IMDB] ● London designer Alice Temperley will show her next collection in all four fashion capitals. [ElleUk]

Spin magazine has their list of best music videos of 2008. [Spin] ● There is a God…the rumored Rosemary’s Baby remake is a no go. [TheMovingPicture] ● The Fandango Hot List shows who the public thinks will be the hottest stars in 09’. [PopCrunch]