Where To Break Your New Year’s Resolutions in NYC

As kids, it was pretty easy to break things, whether it was your bones, your grandma’s vase, or that ceramic dish sitting on the living room shelf. As adults (or something like it), we expand our repertoire with the steady breaking of our New Year’s resolutions, which generally happens somewhere between their announcement and the second week of the year. But before I provide all of the best places in NYC to break these resolutions, let me first take a moment to commend us for even trying to resolve and better ourselves in the first place. (moment of silence). Alright, now let’s get to it.

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4 Out of 5: Jenna Wortham on New York

Jenna Wortham is a technology reporter for the New York Times living in Brooklyn. When she isn’t hunting for new GIFs on the internet or sending messages in emoji, she’s working on her side project, Girl Crush Zine. This is her take on four places she likes, and one place she doesn’t.

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Pies-n-Thighs – "If the name isn’t enough to sell you on this cute and homey spot in South Williamsburg, then the food DEFINITELY will. Their crispy fried chicken is a beloved standby, but the fried chicken sandwich, with bacon, avocado and cheese, takes it to the next level — and if you really want to get serious, the fried catfish box brings to mind hot summers growing up in Virginia. Can never go wrong with a slice of their pies either, which rival The Blue Stove’s for the best in the ‘burg."

Littlefield – "I came here recently on a Monday night for ‘Hot Tub,’ a weekly comedy showcase and variety show hosted by Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal, and it was one of the most fun things I’ve been to in a long time. Plenty of space, always a good crowd, good drinks, and they often throw parties and have live music the rest of the week."

Desert Island – "Spend many a Sunday browsing through the DIY zines, indie publications, limited-run comics, and books in this shop. On a recent trip I walked away with Lindzine, a photo zine dedicated to Lindsay Lohan; the Bushwick Review, a weekly guide the the neighborhood and Diary, a hand-drawn comic about a woman’s adventures around the US. The cozy shop is beautifully curated and the owner, Gabe (as well as anyone else that works there), is usually more than willing to help you sift through the well-stocked shelves to find something unique and interesting to read."

Bembe – "Best way to warm up on a cold winter’s night. This tiny Brazilian dance club under the Williamburg bridge reminds me of the best kind of thumping house parties — cheap, overflowing drinks, music you can’t help but switch your hips to, and pretty faces all around. Don’t bother wearing too much makeup, high heels, or fancy clothes — just come to dance and sweat and leave feeling like you own this city."

NOT SO MUCH

"Most of the mainstream joints on Bedford Avenue. Stretch your legs and get beyond the the well-trafficked parts of this neighborhood, and you’re guaranteed to find more than a few gems — including Maison Premiere for amazing oysters and whisky drinks, Book Thug Nation for fresh reads, Greenhouse Holisitic for yoga and inexpensive massages, Cafe Colette for a perfectly executed brunch, and Midway for a drink in a friendly, Christmas-light lit-dive."

The Dish: Pies-n-Thigh’s Fried Chicken

What: Fried Chicken with Mac n’ Cheese and a Biscuit Where: Pies-n-Thighs, Williamsburg’s favorite down-home Southern snack-shack. Ideal meal: Cheap, delicious eats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner—minus any shred of New York pretension. Because: Sometimes a simple comfort food meal is all you need to cures life’s woes. Tastes like: Crispy batter around succulent drumsticks, thighs, and wings. Melt-in-your-mouth biscuit and gooey mac n’ cheese complete the deal. Choose from a long list of sides (hush puppies, grits, and baked beans are my second choices). Bottom line: $11 for the Fried Chicken Box (with a biscuit and a side) will satisfy any appetite, although you may need to snag some extra chicken for the walk home, just ’cause it’s so tasty.

Photo: Kerry Cheeseboro

NYC Previews: Pies-n-Thighs, Andaz Wall Street, Andaz Fifth Avenue

Pies-n-Thighs (Williamsburg) – Long-awaited return of comfort food legend. ● Andaz Wall Street (Lower Manhattan) – Hyatt gets haute on the Financial District. ● Andaz Fifth Avenue (Midtown East) – New-school Hyatt brings both style and substance to the heart of midtown.