Afternoon Links: Olivia Wilde Is Single, Lindsay Gets Charged

● The Academy has released the annual photo of all the nominees, minus Christian Bale, who was no doubt off somewhere beating the shit out of a panda. [The Academy/Twitter] ● Here’s the official cover art for Lady Gaga’s new single, “Born This Way,” out Friday. We also were born with no eyebrows, so this totally works. [PerezHilton] ● Lindsay Lohan is getting charged with felony grand theft tomorrow, which makes no sense, since she stole our hearts years ago. [TMZ]

● After getting spanked by reviews, a spokesperson for Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark has fired back, calling the criticism “UNCOOL.” [EW] ● Olivia Wilde’s fairy tale is over. The actress has separated from her Italian prince husband, and will have to return to the unglamorous realities of movie stardom. [People] ● Lady Gaga’s boyfriend, Luc Carl, has finally found his raison d’etre. He’ll pen a book based on his blog, Drunk Diet, which we think will be about how to get so plastered that you puke up breakfast, lunch, and dinner. [PageSix]