Links: Linda Hamilton Flips on James Cameron; Mickey Rourke Flips for Megan Fox

● Joe Simpson is developing a sitcom for Nickelodeon based on his experiences as a career-driven Svengali who masterminds the rise of his two untalented daughters as a psychologist raising two daughters. [Us Weekly] ● James Cameron’s other ex, Linda Hamilton—aka Sarah Connor—lays into the king of the world. [Daily Mail] ● New Meme: Snooki crashing your vacation, Avatar, 90210 and every place else. [Urlesque, Urlesque]

● Mickey Rourke says Megan Fox is “probably the best young actress I’ve ever worked with,” proving, once again, he’s not all that credible.[EW] ● Blurring the line between fact and fiction, Mad Men’s Bryan Batt, who played the closeted, art director Sal, will be creating a custom love-seat for Playboy. [Vulture] ● The Feds are selling jewelry Anne Hathaway received from her con-man ex boyfriend, including “two Rolex watches, a five-strand, pearl-beaded necklace, two rings and a Louis Vuitton box.” [NYPost]