Morning Links: Odd Future Get an Adult Swim Show, Chris Brown’s Lucky Day In Court

● Adult Swim has bravely and — given the success of their YouTube channel — very wisely given Odd Future their own television show. Loiter Squad will feature “sketches, man on the street segments, pranks and, naturally, music.” [LAT] ● Warner Bros. is letting known anti-semite Mel Gibson work on a movie about Juddah Maccabbee. In the past, Gibson’s said he was drawn to the Jewish warrior’s story because “It’s like a Western.” [THR] ● A particularly unflattering photo of Ali Lohan has sparked rumors that the 17-year-old might have gone under the knife in preparation for her new model lifestyle. When asked to confirm such rumors, older sister Lindsay said she was certain “She has never.” Case closed! [E!]

● Lucky Chris Brown got 95 parking tickets dismissed in one day! Unlucky Chris Brown still has 22 parking tickets left to pay. Alternate-side parking’s tough. [TMZ] ● Kylie, youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner brood, will make her New York Fashion Week debut in Avril Lavigne’s Abbey Dawn show. [Huff Post] ● So there you have it: the Home Improvement cast, reunited for Jonathan Taylor Thomas’s 30th birthday. [People]

Morning Links: More Kardashians Ready to Date, Scarlett Johansson Flirts With Ashley Olsen’s Ex

● When things got dicey between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Jen’s mother did what any reasonable mother would do and e-mailed Ben Affleck for advice. Mom’s love Ben Affleck. [Us] ● Ear pressed against Yankee Stadium, a New York Times music critic hears a symphony. [NYT] ● There are two new Kardashians on the market! Kendall and Kylie, 15 and 13 years-old, are ready to date. “I guess we’re allowed to date, but we have to find a good guy, I guess,” they said, sounding less than excited. [E!]

● Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for using a model that looks a little too much like her in an ad campaign. There’s only room for one curvy brunette on the television these days, and Kim got there first. [NYDN] ● Scarlett Johansson was “engrossed” by Ashley Olsen’s ex, Justin Bartha. “It looked sometimes flirty, but also they seemed to be involved in a deep discussion,” said the source. Flirty and deep, just like their love. [PageSix] ● “I’ve been hiding this secret inside me for too long,” announced Zach Braff’s website yesterday after hackers broke in and posted a fake “coming out” note. Braff denied the statement’s truth on Facebook, saying that he loves his girlfriend at least as much as he loves musicals, brunch and Doogie Howser. [TMZ]