Morning Links: Daniel Radcliffe Sexed ‘Harry Potter’ Groupies, Missy and Timbo to Return This June

● Having yet to scandalize with his tales of binge drinking and ungroomed nethers, Daniel Radcliffe says that he likes to "like somebody before I sleep with them," but that sex with Harry Potter groupies "has happened." And a million new Harry fanfics were born. [NYDN]

● Scarlett Johansson will co-star alongside Joseph Gordon-Levitt in his untitled directorial debut about a "modern day Don Juan" and his quest to become less of "a selfish dick." [Deadline]

● Missy Elliott and her long time partner in crime, Timbaland, are set to release albums simultaneously this June. “I just don’t want to move too ahead of her and she don’t want to move too ahead of me,” explains Timbo. “We want to do it as a movement and spontaneously.” [MTV]

● "The enormity of their stupidity is overwhelming," says the dear Werner Herzog of chickens. And what more? We’re listening… [Videogum]

● Studies show that "patriotic movies that promote conservative values and do not denigrate Christianity" (Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, We Bought a Zoo) make more money than their "Liberal" counterparts (We Need to Talk About Kevin, Bad Teacher, and Happy Feet Two). [THR]

● "I mean, to me it was real," says Kris Humphries still, being careful to note that, "I can really only speak for myself in terms of that." [E!]

Morning Links: Kim and Kris’s Wedding Extravaganza, PETA Launches Porn Site

● And like that, the wedding is over. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot this weekend in front of 450 surely fabulous guests, and everything went smoothly. Kim wore Vera Wang and called Kris the “yin to her yang,” baby Mason had everyone laughing, and Lindsay Lohan partied ’til she was pooped. [E!] ● Well, mostly everything went smoothly. Sometime around 2am, neighbors called the police complaining of noise, and the party shut down early. C’est la vie. [Page Six] ● Lil Wayne is being sued by rapper Rich Rick, who says he bought rights to the Drummer Boyz “How to Love” beat sometime between 2006 and 2009. [TMZ]

● A less likely inciter than Justin Bieber, rapper Machine Gun Kelly was arrested for starting a flash mob in the food court of an Ohio mall. [NYT] ● Waka Flocka Flame’s stripped-down PETA ad was one thing, but now the animal rights group is going all out and launching a full-on porn site, and we aren’t sure we have the stomach for it. [Huff Post] ● Gisele and Tom Brady top Forbes‘ highest paid couple list, followed closely by Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Down to ride ’til the very end. [Forbes]