Nicolas Cage In Talks For Christian End-Times Reboot ‘Left Behind’

Unless you have an evangelical Christian in your life, you probably did not see the Kirk Cameron-starring Left Behind films about "the   Rapture." But you might get your chance again with a big budget, mainstream remake starring Nicolas Cage. Same religious end-times message, with more action movie clichés — AKA Jesus Twilight.

The Left Behind books, written by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, are an action-packed series of 16 novels that pits the Anti-Christ against all of humanity; total sales for the series have surpassed 65 million copies and spawned two spin-off series and a video game. In 2000, evanglical Christian Kirk Cameron starred in a film adaptation of the first Left Behind novel (which was sequalized as well) but The Hollywood Reporter reports Hollywood is eyeing a more mainstream remake "in the mold of a classic disaster film." Naturally this is where Nic Cage comes in.

Writers/producers Paul Lalonde and John Patus, who worked on the original film and its sequals, have penned the mainstream screenplay through the faith-oriented film company Cloud Ten and are seeking a $15 million budget. No word on whether Cage’s involvement with Left Behind will be anything more than "in talks," but something tells me Jesus Twilight will be right up his batshit crazypants alley. 

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Kirk Cameron, Unsurprisingly, Thinks Todd Akin is Awesome

Kirk Cameron, who probably believes that one time men rode around on dinosaurs hunting unicorn meat while women waited patiently at home to cook pot roasts and feed their ten children, stopped by The Today Show this morning to plug his new movie, which is some sort of documentary about how America is the best because of the pilgrims and God and gay people are terrible and all babies should be born forever and ever, amen. And, of course, Hoda Kotb, amid her and Kathie Lee Gifford’s (likely drunken) fawning over the ’80s heartthrob-turned-crazy evangelist, was like, "Heya, Kirk, how do ya feel about that Todd Akin, huh?" Because of course.

Not surprisingly, Cameron defends Todd Akin, who we all know is a fucking moron for suggesting that "legitimate rape" does not result in pregnancy (because of the rape-blocking walls of the woman’s "area," which is what Todd Akin, and probably Kirk Cameron, call a "vagina"). "He loves his wife and has six kids," Cameron attests. "He misspoke and apologized!" And good for stellar lady journalists Kotb and Gifford for just letting that slide. Oof, 10AM is way too early for a political argument, right?

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Morning Links: Big Weekend for Celebrity Photo Leaks, Adele’s Mansion is Haunted

● "Busy day in the world of nude leaks," reported TMZ, after self-shot and nearly-nude photos of the oft lusted for Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks hit the net yesterday. Neither woman is taking credit. [TMZ/TMZ]

● In conversation with Piers Morgan on CNN, born-again Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron called homosexuality "unnatural," "detrimental," and "destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization." GLAAD has criticized his comments for being "out of step with a vast majority of Americans," while Morgan has defended them as "brave." [Us]

● Insane Clown Posse has set up a Facebook equivalent for their Faygo chugging fans called JuggaloBook.com. [NME]

● Adele refuses to sleep alone in her new 10-bedroom and two-swimming-pool mansion because she is afraid that it is haunted. [The Sun]

● Jennifer Aniston says that living in New York felt like living "in a fishbowl." "It didn’t feel like the New York I grew up in and knew," she said, adding that her "happiness-level" is at a "10-plus" now that she’s out in Los Angeles. [People]

● Taylor Swift wears a Kanye West-designed top in this month’s Bazaar magazine. She’s over it. [KarenCivil]

● Willow Smith and Pharrell got the same haircut. [JustJared/Rap-Up]

Morning Links: Kristin Cavallari Doesn’t Want LC at Her Wedding, Bear Grylls Drinks His Own Pee

● Kristin Cavallari is drawing up a careful invite list for her wedding: high-school nemeses LC, Heidi, Whitney, and Brody are out; high-school besties Stephen, Audrina, and Stephanie Pratt are in. [PopEater] ● Michelle Williams will join James Franco, Rachel Weisz, and Mila Kunis in Sam Raimi’s prequel, Oz, the Great and Powerful, as Glinda the good witch. [Variety] ● Robert Pattinson fancies himself not just a shimmering vampire but a singer, too. The New York Daily News thinks he sounds like Ray LaMontagne. We’d say that’s generous. [NDYN]

● Bear Grylls responds to an internet meme, drinks his own piss. You get what you ask for, I guess. [BearGrylls/Twitter] ● Kirk Cameron, 90s TV heart-throb-cum-aggressive-evangelical, thinks it’s pretty stupid that “the genius of Brittan” Stephen Hawking doesn’t believe in heaven, because even John Lennon maybe sort of did. “John Lennon wasn’t sure. He said to pretend there’s no Heaven. That’s easy if you try. Then he said he hoped that someday we would join him,” Cameron said. That’s one way to hear it… [TMZ] ● Lonely Island are a real rap group because Akon and Rihanna are on their album and the vodka they’ve been pushing, Rokk, is actually real. [Page Six]