Morning Links: More Kardashians Ready to Date, Scarlett Johansson Flirts With Ashley Olsen’s Ex

● When things got dicey between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Jen’s mother did what any reasonable mother would do and e-mailed Ben Affleck for advice. Mom’s love Ben Affleck. [Us] ● Ear pressed against Yankee Stadium, a New York Times music critic hears a symphony. [NYT] ● There are two new Kardashians on the market! Kendall and Kylie, 15 and 13 years-old, are ready to date. “I guess we’re allowed to date, but we have to find a good guy, I guess,” they said, sounding less than excited. [E!]

● Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for using a model that looks a little too much like her in an ad campaign. There’s only room for one curvy brunette on the television these days, and Kim got there first. [NYDN] ● Scarlett Johansson was “engrossed” by Ashley Olsen’s ex, Justin Bartha. “It looked sometimes flirty, but also they seemed to be involved in a deep discussion,” said the source. Flirty and deep, just like their love. [PageSix] ● “I’ve been hiding this secret inside me for too long,” announced Zach Braff’s website yesterday after hackers broke in and posted a fake “coming out” note. Braff denied the statement’s truth on Facebook, saying that he loves his girlfriend at least as much as he loves musicals, brunch and Doogie Howser. [TMZ]

Morning Links: Kristin Cavallari Engaged, Odd Future Sign to Sony

● Nobody was paying attention anymore so Kristin Cavallari went ahead and got engaged to her footballer boyfriend Jay Cutler, who proposed, appropriately, in Cabo. [People] ● Levi Johnston reveals all in his new, awesomely titled book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. It’s got more heart than your average revenge thriller, though, as Johnston says he wrote it with someone special in mind: “For me, for my boy Tripp, and for the country.” [People] ● Media treasure chest YouTube is set to launch a movie-on-demand service sometime in the next two weeks, providing competition to iTunes and Netflix by streaming full-length films off the site for a small fee. [Wrap]

● What if Mariah Carey never has her “dem babies” and instead just stays pregnant forever? [JustJared] ● Word has it that Odd Future signed a record deal with Sony imprint RED, insuring a musical future that’s a little bit less odd. They won’t so quickly give up their DIY spirit, though: “There’s no cheesy hooks or fluorescent liquor product placements in the works,” said their manager. “It’s about to be fun…and different.. “ [RapRadar] ● Is Kendall Kardashian dating Snoop Dogg’s 16 year-old son, Chorde (who, fun fact, Snoop calls “Spank”)? Word has it that the two met at the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards and that they’ve been texting ever since. God bless America, right? [MediaTakeOut]