Morning Links: Justin & Selena’s Romantic Evening Inspired by Adam Sandler, Drake’s Gilded Album Art

● Justin Bieber surprised gal-pal Selena Gomez by arranging a private Titantic screening for just the two at the Staples Center in LA. The romantic evening, he says, was inspired by something he saw in an Adam Sandler movie. [TMZ] ● Finally they get something right: Netflix has won the right to air DreamWorks films, beating out HBO. For $30 million per animated picture, they’ll get exclusive streaming rights to the studio’s animated flicks, you can’t cancel your subscription until at least Shrek 4D comes out. [NYT] ● Soul legend Sly Stone is now homeless and living in a white camper van in Crenshaw. “I just do not want to return to a fixed home,” he explained to the New York Post. “I cannot stand being in one place. I must keep moving.” [NYP]

●The cover for Drake’s forthcoming Take Care finds a reflective Aubrey hiding behind a gold candle stick, a gold goblet, and a gilded owl statue. Put a bird on it! [OVO] ● Kat Von D and Jesse James have split-up yet again, this time with Von D making a casual announcement on her Facebook page. “I am not in a relationship,” she confirmed in the post. “And I apologize for all the ‘back and forth’ if it’s caused any confusion.” [Kat Von D/Facebook] ● J. Lo’s wild weekend in Vegas proves she’s back in tip-top single form. [People]

Morning Links: It’s a Boy for January Jones, Brad Pitt Didn’t Mean to Call Jen Boring

● January Jones welcomed to the world son Xander Dane Jones yesterday. So now they can get going on Mad Men, right? [People] ● Fashion Week is not all fun. At the V magazine party, Rachel Zoe lost her diamond bracelet, a girl “spurting blood” was carried out on a stretcher, and Lindsay Lohan was liable to chuck a drink — glass and all — really at any moment. [Page Six] ● Before there was Lady Gaga, there was a blond-wigged girl from New York who dropped by Kat Von D’s shop for a little ink. Now she’s a superstar and there’s this video of Kat Von D tatting-up Lady Gaga. [DailyMail]

● Good news! Outkast are on the move. L.A. Reid has taken them on to Epic Records where, hopefully, drama can be put aside and the two can get working on something new. [HipHopDX] ● Presented without comment: “Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle.” [Reuters] ● Brad Pitt didn’t mean to call Jennifer Aniston boring, he says. “The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself — and that, I am responsible for.” Everybody else, however, they are mostly trying to call Jennifer Aniston boring. She can’t win, really! [THR]

Morning Links: Kat Von D & Jesse James Split, Justin Timberlake’s Comic Con Disguise

● Lindsay Lohan says that, contrary to the tabloid’s cries, she didn’t get drunk this weekend. “It’s strange how people can come up with such detailed lies,” offered one of her more astute friends. [TMZ] ● Settling months of rumors with a tweet, last night Kat Von D confirmed that she and Jesse James are officially over. “The distance between us was just too much,” James went on to tell People. [TheKatVonD/Twitter/People] ● Leighton Meester is suing her mother for using money she had set aside for her sick brother on things like plastic surgery and hair extensions. And in counter-suit, her mother Constance is claiming Leighton has failed to keep up with promised monthly support payments. And you thought your relationship with your mother was complicated. [E!]

● Dropping bombs: radio legend Funk Flex and the art of the radio premier. [The Daily] ● Justin Timberlake kept hush on the Comic Con floor by donning an Ernie — as in Bert and Ernie — disguise. [Huff Post] ● Kim Kardashian is worried that we are all going to find out about her psoriasis. Oh wait… [Us]

Links: Chelsea Handler to Host MTV Awards, Snooki to be Charged With ‘Annoying People’

● Chelsea Handler will host the MTV Video Music Awards, the first woman to do so since Roseanne Barr in 1994. Better luck in your next life, Kathy Griffin. And yes, Joan Rivers, you are too old. [NYT] ● Brittany Murphy’s mother Sharon Murphy told police that after her daughter’s death she shared a bed with Brittany’s late husband Simon Monjack. [TMZ] ● So it’s true: Kat Von D confirmed via Twitter that she’s dating Jesse James, but then deleted the tweet because, uh, who wants to be dating Jesse James? [PopEater]

● Snooki’s beachfront wildin’ will earn her a charge police are calling “annoying people.” Only in New Jersey. [Vulture] ● Kate Major has dropped her harassment charge against Michael Lohan. There’s no winning when you’re these people. [Wonderwall] ● Bill Clinton is 64 today, or as he would say, “ripe.” Do “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” privileges carry over? [Page Six]