Top 3 Kimye Wedding Crashers

Well… it happened. The #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple finally tied the knot this weekend in Florence at the famous Forte di Belvedere amongst their closest family and friends in a “private” ceremony that they were no doubt paid millions of dollars by the E! Channel to broadcast in some horrible television special that we will ALL watch and say we didn’t. While her Givenchy couture wedding dress, Lana Del Rey pre-wedding pouty serenade, and lengthy celeb guest list (our invite got lost in the mail, obvz) are all notable talking points, here are three of our favorite moments that’ve been circling the media, keeping us talking…

Beyonce’s Shady Insta
Queen Bey was nowhere to be found at the ceremony despite Kimye’s (desperate) attempt to get the singer and her hubz there. Yonce instead instagrammed herself lounging very much not in Italy just moments before the ceremony, because, what’s a Kardashian?? Right after, she posted a pic of the (second most) royal fam of hip hop, wishing them a “lifetime of unconditional love” which actually meant, “Hopefully this lasts more than 72 hours.”

Beliebers Storm the Fountain
Italian Beliebers were out in the hundreds to get a glimpse of the “Baby” singer who was believed to be present at the nuptials, but were later disappointed to find out he was actually in Cannes doing normal dick things like posing in baby diaper harem pants with his douche-stash for the film festival.

Rob Kardashian Crying Because Fat
While Kim’s baby bro was seen in Paris for the pre-celebrations, the newfound fatty skipped out on the ceremony because, well…he’s fat. According to the news, he’s been “working” on his weight and rather than join the fam in Italy he’d rather go cry over a pint of ice cream. It’s okay Rob…we’d rather do the same too.

FashionFeed: Dolce & Gabbana Likes Justin Beiber, Carine Roitfeld Likes Vodka

● In today’s random news, Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana are apparently throwing the Biebs a party when he stops in Italy for his world tour. [Refinery] ● In a recent interview, Carine Roitfeld revealed that she likes a little vodka in the evening. We have more in common than we realized! [Der Spiegel]

● Taking a hint from the rest of the fashion world, Barneys capitalized on social media by hosting a blogging event that included an interview with Joseph Altuzarra. [Style] ● Gone are the days of searching high and low for a bottle of Bumble & Bumble Surf Spray. The brand is now stocked out at all Sephora locations in North America. [WWD] ● Christian Louboutin is suing Yves Saint Laurent for designing a new heel with red soles. [The Cut]

Act Like a Spoiled Celebrity at Peninsula Beverly Hills

Sunday night’s Golden Globes were kind of a mess. Speeches were awful, some winners were undeserving, and, contrary to prevailing opinion, there wasn’t nearly enough Ricky Gervais, whose inappropriate comments made the show worth watching. Seriously, Foreign Press, can we invite him back next year? One of the positive aspects of the Golden Globes is that the awards show helps inspire actors who daydream about being Golden Globe winners. In fact, this year they deliberately brought on super-young celebrities as hosts (Zac Efron, Justin Beiber, that vampire guy) to lure a younger demographic. And maybe that awkward acceptance speech (here’s looking at you, Natalie Portman) will ultimately become a reality for a handful of those wanna-be thespians. But in the meantime, aspiring actors of all ages can live vicariously through the nominees at The Peninsula Beverly Hills.

The Peninsula Beverly Hills recently launched a “Red Carpet-Ready Experience,” a package that lets you feel like a celebrity for a day. The experience begins in your hotel room or suite, where a professional stylist will give you a glam make-over, including hair and make-up. Heck, they even throw in fancy jewelry from the hotel’s very own Henri J. Sillam boutique. After you’re camera ready, award-winning photographer Ryan Forbes (Elle, Conde Nast Traveler, Town & Country) will snap away in the Living Room or Roof Garden or in front of the hotel’s Rolls Royce. The Peninsula Beverly Hills will also throw in a backdrop used at Hollywood movie premieres and an unfurled red carpet to make it seem more authentic. All this, including final 8×10 color portraits, for the nominal price of $950. Unfortunately, paparazzi, groupies, and extras (or “talent,” as they now say in Hollywood) not included.

Justin Beiber, Rihanna, & Robert Downey Jr.: November’s Key Events

November 1: Thai pad: W Retreat Koh Samui opens in Southeast Asia. November 2: Christmas comes early when Elf stuffs his stockings on Broadway. Will Ferrell show up? November 4: One lucky artist shakes the “starving” prefix when $100,000 Hugo Boss Prize 2010 is awarded tonight at the Guggenheim.

November 5: Due Date is released, in which Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis embark on a zany road trip to return a library book on time. November 6: He’s going, going, back, back, to college, college. Kid Cudi plays Barton Hall at Cornell University. November 9: Freshmen pack the Bryce Jordan Center at Penn State to hear “Jakob Dylan’s dad” play a concert. November 10: Brandon Flowers proves his venue wrong when he blossoms at The Wiltern in Hollywood. November 14: From web-slinger to web-singer: Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark enters previews on Broadway. November 16: Cover your ears, everyone. Rihanna releases her new album, Loud, today. November 17: To avoid getting Lacoste-d, Justin Beiber beefs up security for his show at the Izod Center in New Jersey. November 21: Spanish dance-pop outfit Delorean rev their engines tonight at Bowery Ballroom. November 23: Steve Martin debuts his novel An Object of Beauty, set in the New York art world. Wait, what does actor, comedian, writer, playwright, producer, musician, and composer Steve Martin know about art? November 24: Courtney must find a new name for her autobiography when Love and Other Drugs, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway, is released today. November 28: As he celebrates his 48th birthday, Jon Stewart is still the foxiest—not Fox-iest—newscaster out there.