Morning Links: Snooki Snubs Senator Schumer, John Mayer Wants to Change

● “Well, he does a different party than I do,” said Snooki upon meeting Senator Chuck Schumer when the two crossed paths in a DC airport. And never the twain shall meet again. [NYP] ● Russell Brand and Chris Brown are slated to host SNL‘s February 12th episode. [NYM] ● Kings of Leon are postponing their international tour for drummer Nathan Followill, who tore his bicep while working out. It’s okay, bro, we all forget to stretch sometimes. [E!]

● John Mayer has had it with girls getting mad at him, so he’s hiring a new team to fix his image. [NYDN] ● Mercedes Johnston will follow in her older brother Levi’s footsteps by posing for Playboy. Except, rumor has it the 18 year-old is going for the full monty. Guess she won’t be running for Wasillia mayor anytime soon? [RumorFix] ● Face-tattoo aficionado Mike Tyson put things quite bluntly when Shade 45 asked him about Gucci Mane’s latest, the ice cream cone: “I like going to war, he likes being licked on.” Well, Brrr! [RapRadar]