Morning Links: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Separate, Taylor Momsen Off Gossip Girl

● The new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are on their honeymoon right now, on an island somewhere surrounded by coconut groves. Where are you? [DailyMail] ● After 25 years of marriage, Arnold Schwarzennegger and Maria Shriver have separated. Shriver’s moving out of their Brentwood mansion while they “work on the future of [their] relationship”. [LA Times] ● Whitney Houston has voluntarily returned to rehab, purportedly as part of a “long-standing” recovery process. [AP/Yahoo]

● Probably much to her relief, Taylor Momsen has been released from her duties as Little J on Gossip Girl. She is now free to do whatever else it is that she does. Jessica Szohr is out after this season, too, although both are welcome back as guests. [TVLine] ● Vin Diesel “wouldn’t be surprised if there is some Oscar talk” around Fast Five because “sooner or later, people are gonna say, ‘Wait a minute, just because they are for the working class doesn’t mean they’re not great.'” Then he chuckled, “I don’t know, maybe I’m just biting off what some guy from Channel 7 thought.” [NYM] ● Alicia Silverstone named her newborn son Bear Blu Jarecki, a name that’s pretty cute for, like, a pet. [TooFab] ● Paul Thomas Anderson’s Scientology movie (once called The Master, but currently without a working name) has been picked up for distribution by the Weinstein Company, which means Harvey is probably not a secret Scientologist. [Deadline]

Links: Britney Back to Brown, It’s ‘Avatar’ Not Avatard

● Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy Scott Disick sure knows how to treat a pregnant lady. He didn’t lift a finger during her pregnancy, leaving Kourtney to do all the chores right up until she was set to give birth. [Showbizspy] ● Now that the ‘Circus’ tour is over Britney Spears has returned to her off-duty brunette hair color. [JustJared] ● Although they aren’t ‘officially’ back together, Sienna Miller made sure there were champagne and roses waiting for Jude Law at his hotel in Mustique for his 37th birthday. [Mirror]

● A customer service representative named Anthony Hansen was fired after a heated exchange with a caller over the film ‘Avatar.’ Hansen went as far as to say she was an “Avatard” for liking the film. [ReelLoop] ● Jessica Szohr admits there wasn’t “a lot of thinking and talking” when it came to bumping uglies with co-star Ed Westwick, although it was a little “awkward” at first. [Us] ● Ice-T’s wife Coco showed off super-human bum on the beach in Miami: her tuchus puts J. Lo’s to shame. [Celeb-Gossip]

Links: George Clooney Tofu, Ed Westwick + Jessica Szohr

● The revamped Melrose Place, which counts Ashlee Simpson-Wentz as a resident, will be Heather Locklear-less. The actress who played Amanda Woodward has turned down the chance to appear on the CW show. [EW] ● Crispin Glover has lent his voice to the children’s favorite Little Miss Muffet. The results are as creepy as you would expect. [Youtube] ● Are you ready for CloFu? That’s George Clooney-flavored tofu! PETA seems to think it’s a great idea! [NBC]

● Bravo is introducing The Real Housewives of New Jersey. 100% chance of night out in Meatpacking District. [People] ● Gossip Girl stars Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are most definitely a couple, as they were seen canoodling on the streets of New York. [JustJared] ● Who doesn’t love to hate a celebrity mullet? Here is a lovely history of the celeb-mullet, from Taylor Momsen to John Stamos. [FoxNews]