13 Stars with Curves to Rival Kim Kardashian

Nicki Minaj’s most prized asset. Photo: Julien Boudet/BFAnyc.com

With all the pandemonium over Kim Kardashian’s Paper magazine winter cover shot by famed photographer Jean-Paul Goude, it is easy to forget the other stars who are also famous in part for their exceptional curves.

Being blessed in the derriere region is something that should be celebrated, and we are doing just that. These stars may have not glazed there prized possession with baby oil, but they totally could.

1. Jennifer Lopez  John-SalangsangPhoto: John Salangsang/BFAnyc.com

2. Serena Williams VANITY FAIR OSCAR PARTY 2012 - Red Carpet ArrivalsPhoto: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com

3. Scarlett Johansson TOD'S Celebrates the Signature Collection at the Italian Embassy in ParisPhoto: Joe Schildhorn/BFAnyc.com

4. Beyoncé The Metropolitan Museum of Art's COSTUME INSTITUTE Benefit Celebrating the Opening of Charles James: Beyond Fashion and the Anna Wintour Costume Center - Red Carpet ArrivalsPhoto: Joe Schildhorn/BFAnyc.com

5. Sofia VergaraVANITY FAIR OSCAR PARTY 2014 - Red Carpet ArrivalsPhoto: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com

6. Halle BerryHARRY WINSTON Celebrates ThePhoto: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com

7. Khloe Kardashian Bob Pittman, John Sykes, Ryan Seacrest and Elvis Duran celebrate the launch of the iHeartRadio iPad appPhoto: Julian Mackler/BFAnyc.com

8. Eva MendesEva Mendes Reveals Her New Campaign for Angel by Thierry Mugler - ARRIVALSPhoto: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com

9. Iggy Azalea STEVE MADDEN Music Presents IGGY AZALEAPhoto: Will Ragozzino/BFAnyc.com

10. Kate Upton THE FASHION GROUP INTERNATIONAL 30th Annual Night of Stars: GalaxyPhoto: Benjamin Lozovsky/BFAnyc.com

11. Jessica Simpson FOOTWEAR NEWS Achievement AwardsPhoto: Leandro Justen/BFAnyc.com

12. Coco Austin Tribeca Film Festival Presents Tribeca Talks: After the Movie: ChampsPhoto: Ross White/BFAnyc.com

13. Nicki Minaj  Julien-BoudetPhoto: Julien Boudet/BFAnyc.com

Linkage: Lindsay Lohan Might Be an Escort, Jessica Simpson Can’t Stop Bonin’, & a Kris Kross Reunion

If you’re wondering how the hell Lindsay Lohan can get away with jetting across the globe and staying in fancy hotels with nothing but money from Playboy shoots and Lifetime movies, here’s a possible explanation on where she gets her money: she might be working as a high-class escort for the rich and not-so-famous. Some of her alleged clients include Prince Haji Abdul Azim, third in line of the throne of Brunei (which is a real place, not like Genovia), and painter Domingo Zapata. Of course, these allegations come from her scumbag father, Michael Lohan, so take them with a couple shakers of salt. [Radar]

Nicole Kidman is on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter, and she dishes about Scientology—sort of. When pressed, she’ll say only: ‘I’ve chosen not to speak publicly about Scientology. I have two children [adopted with Cruise] who are Scientologists—Connor [the Red Dawn actor is now 17] and Isabella [20]—and I utterly respect their beliefs.’” The cover story also revels that Modern Family’s Sophia Vergara was director Lee Daniels’s first choice for Kidman’s role in The Paperboy, so just imagine that crazy lady doing her own hair and makeup and peeing on Zac Efron. [THR]

Jessica Simpson, as always, is both a good indicator of the failures of sex education in this country and an example of how annoying celebrities can be if their publicists can’t get them to shut the hell up. The occasional singer and sometimes actress told Jay Leno last night that she’d like to get married to fiancé Eric Johnson, with whom she has one child and a second on the way, but, in her words, “he keeps knocking me up.” [Fox News]

Sarah Jessica Parker replaced Demi Moore as Gloria Steinem in the upcoming Lovelace, premiering at Sundance, after Moore’s hospitalization for exhaustion early last year. It turns out it was all for naught: Steinem’s role in the film has been cut. [EW]

Because of money, NBC is going to roll poor Betty White out again and make her watch a bunch of people “pay tribute” to her for Betty White’s 2nd Annual 90th Birthday Special. The party’s guest list includes folks like Blake Shelton, Bill Clinton, and Larry King, because who else could possibly ruminate on all of Betty White’s achievements as an old actress who still makes dirty jokes when forced to read from cue cards in front of a TV camera? [Deadline]

Kris Kross are getting back together because they left a lot of things unsaid, a lot of pants unsagged, and also realized how much of a boner everyone has for the ’90s. [Vulture]

Does keeping a “princess-free” household promote feminist ideals in children or just keep them from having fun? [Jezebel]

Die Hard director John McTiernan is headed to jail for a year and must pay a $100,000 fine. And no, it’s not because he directed that Rollerball remake. [Indiewire]

R.I.P., old guy from old TV show. [TMZ]

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Joe Simpson’s Alleged Gay BF Bryce Chandler Hill Is A 21yo Male Model

Papa Joe already gave everyone the creeps for calling his daughter Jessica Simpson "sexy" and boasting about her "double Ds." I actually welcomed the news that Joe and Tina Simpson were divorcing because he’s allegedly come out of the closet as gay, as it made the fatherly tits talk slightly less skeevy. But now things are icky again: Radar reports 54-year-old Joe Simpson’s alleged boyfriend is a male model named Bryce Chandler Hill who is only 21 years old. 

Hill met the Simpson family through TJ Espinoza, a backup dancer to Britney Spears. Espinoza is friends with with Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, which is how he met Papa Joe. "Bryce has been bragging about hooking up with Joe for a while now,” a source tells Radar. He’s apparently been telling anyone who would listen in ‘gay Hollywood’ that he was schtupping Joe Simpson, but people didn’t believe him until the Simpsons filed for divorce. 

The thing is — dun, dun, dunnnnnn! — this 21-year-old male model who nobody ever heard of is USING this sad older man for his showbiz connections. 

"[Hill has] also been quick to tell anyone that will listen that he’s using Joe to climb the showbiz ladder," the source continued. "The sad thing is, he mocks and laughs at Joe behind his back. He doesn’t care for him in the same way Joe does about him."

Very sad. Especially for the Simpson women, who I don’t imagine were astute enough to see this one coming.

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Newsflash: Jessica Simpson Has Breasts

Jessica Simpson, the singer and sometimes-actress who has basically eschewed her God-given talents and has instead focused in the last year or so on being knocked-up, gave birth to a daughter, who she named Maxwell Drew because, I assume, she was like, "I got a boy’s name, I didn’t have time to think of one for a girl!" As with most washed-up teenage stars now in their early thirties, Simpson is now making a career out of her personal life, showing off her little baby to People magazine and signing up with Weight Watchers to lose 50 pounds of baby-weight. But, most importantly, she is showing off how big her breasts are.

Proving that celebrities are as oversharey as the rest of us, Simpson tweeted a picture of her massive cleavage with just a teaser of stroller handles, giving the impression that she’s actually out and about, pushing little Maxwell around the neighborhood. "Just taking a walk around the block. Street legal???" she tweeted. LOL, right? I’m surprised she didn’t pull out some clever hashtags for that one! 

Formerly Pregnant Jessica Simpson ‘Addicted to Buying Headbands’

Remember when Jessica Simpson became pregnant sometime in the mid-to-late ’90s and then finally popped out a baby–a nearly 10 pound girl named Maxwell (I know)–on the first of May, thereby ending what seemed like centuries of frustrated "How is Jessica Simpson still pregnant?!" remarks? Well, it’s been nearly two weeks–let’s check in on Simpson and see what she’s up to!

Oh. She’s buying headbands (with *massive* flowers) on Etsy.

Well, then.

Jessica Simpson Is Still Pregnant (Seriously)

Last week, we expressed concern for Jessica Simpson’s eternally expanding midsection–how on earth hasn’t she given birth yet?!–so at the end of another one, we revisit the topic. But this time we’re not the only ones perplexed!

Yes, in the last couple of days, two other major names have also wondered how, exactly, Simpson hasn’t yet given birth. On Thursday, Katy Perry tweeted, "Has Jessica Simpson had that baby yet?! I’m getting anxious."

Also this week, comedienne Chelsea Handler wrote, "How has jessica simpson still not given birth to this baby? I’m getting frightened."

Us, too, girls. Us, too. [via ONTD]

Jessica Simpson Is Somehow Still Pregnant

Remember when Jessica Simpson got pregnant? Of course you don’t, because it’s been so damn long since Simpson announced she was expecting–it happened sometime in the late ’90s, if I remember correctly–that even the history textbooks about her child-to-be are outdated. But still, somehow, Simpson remains with child.

Want to know for just how ridiculously long Simpson has been pregnant? So long, it seems, that she felt the need to tweet yesterday and let people know that, contrary to popular belief and god knows how many months of seeing photos of her showing her belly to the judges, she hasn’t popped out that baby girl yet. The tweet in question is above.

I don’t know why this bugs me so much, but it does and I’m cranky and dear lord Jessica Simpson will you please just HAVE THIS BABY so that I can relax? Please! I’ll even give you a push gift from the Mariah Carey Collection for HSN.

Afternoon Links: Fiona Apple Reveals Album Title, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Quit Acting

● Fiona Apple’s new album, due out sometime in June, will be titled: The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do. Yes, in the grand Fiona tradition, all 23 words of that. [Pitchfork]

● The Olsen twins have to bid adieu to their acting careers. "It doesn’t mean I’m not interested in Hollywood," explains Ashley in this month’s Elle. "I like the way it operates, I like the people who are involved and the sense of possibility. But if I ever get back in, it’s not going to be as an actress." [HuffPost]

● Radar is reporting that Lindsay Lohan enjoyed a "night of passion" with Terry Richardson and has been driving him crazy with text messages and phone calls ever since. Surprise? [Radar]

● TLC has cancelled its at times controversial All-American Muslim after just one season, even after it recieved mostly postive reviews from critics and religious leaders alike. [Detroit Free Press]

● Jon Stewart gets down and dirty with Bruce Springsteen with a long interview in Rolling Stone this month. [RS]

● Today in pregnant, very pregnant, and the most pregnant: Snooki debuts her bump, Hilary Duff’s jokes about her very hairy pregnancy, and Jessica Simpson "pulls a Demi" on the cover of Elle. [Us / FunnyorDie / PageSix]

Morning Links: Sacha Baron Cohen Still Welcome At Oscars, Jessica Simpson Preps For Baby Girl

● The Academy has spoken, sort of: Sacha Baron Cohen will not be banned from Sunday night’s ceremony, but his Dictator character will not be welcomed. "We don’t think it’s appropriate," said their spokesperson, who reassures that his tickets "haven’t been pulled." Not yet, at least. [THR]

● Could Britney Spears be cast to The X Factor‘s judges panel? We could certainly be counted on to watch at least one episode, if so. [People]

● Leonardo DiCaprio, Steven Spielberg, and a few of their friends generously scrounged up enough change to help the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures buy the iconic ruby slippers from 1939’s Wizard of Oz. [Us]

● A very pregnant Jessica Simpson was seen buying up all the pink baby clothes at a baby boutique in L.A. — there must be little girl on the way! [People]

● According to The-Dream, it was Rihanna’s idea to offer Chris Brown a verse on the remix of "Birthday Cake," a song he originally wrote. "When she raised the question to me, I know she’s not crazy," he explained to MTV. "It’s easy to kinda throw Chris under the bus all the time, but c’mon, man. OK, we get it" [RapFix]

● Elton John’s husband, David Furnish, confirms that Sir Elton has spoken with Justin Timberlake about starring in his bioepic. [E!]