Morning Links: Anne Hathaway Gets A Haircut, Lana Del Rey Spotted Out With Axl Rose

● Anne Hathaway’s drastic new haircut, shorn short in preparation for her role in Les Miserables, matches her drastic new diet. [Us]

● New York Jet Tim Tebow spent his Easter Sunday presiding over mass for nearly 15,000 worshipers at Celebration Church in Georgetown, Texas. "In Christianity, it’s the Pope and Tebow right now," explained the church’s usual pastor. "We didn’t have enough room to handle the Pope." [People]

● 21 years post-Loveless, Kevin Shields has at last begun teasing a new My Bloody Valentine album. "I’m just finishing a record that I had started in the 90s," he told Pitchfork, adding that, "I tend to work really quickly, suddenly, and I might be willing to do that right now. We’ll see!" [Pitchfork]

● Jay Electronica comes through with the full version to "Dear Moleskine," a track he began teasing back in 2009. Now about that album… [NahRight]

● Which makes for the cuter couple: Lana Del Rey and Marilyn Manson or Lana Del Rey and Axl Rose? [TMZ]

● Whitney Houston’s funeral cost her hometown of Newark, New Jersey a whopping $187,000 in police overtime. [THR]

Morning Links: Zooey D.’s Rough High School Days, LL Cool J to Host This Year’s Grammys

● "Girls spit in my face, people were so mean to me, I’d cry every day," says Zooey Deschanel of her rough high school days. She is just so "adorkable" now, though, you really can’t imagine, can you? [USA Today]

● For the first time in seven years, the Grammys will have an official host: a two-time Grammy winner himself, LL Cool J. [People]

● Pusha T, Frank Ocean, Big Sean, and Jay Electronica have all signed up to work on Kanye West’s G.O.O.D. compilation, due out, according to the man himself, "SPRING 2012." [Pitchfork]

 ● When Nick Cannon said he was suffering from "mild kidney failure," he really meant his kidneys "pretty much failed," but he didn’t want you to worry or think about Gary Coleman too much. [EW]

● L.A. City Council passed, in a nearly unanimous vote, a new city ruling that requires porn stars to use condoms during shoots. The times, they are a changing! [LAT]

● Jay-99 percent-Z’s Rocawear laid off half of its New York City workers the day before Blue Ivy’s luxury birth. [AnimalNY]