Who’s Your Best Dressed? Our Most Stylish AMA Attendees

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Award show season is just around the corner, meaning red carpet season is just around the corner—and if celebrities know how to do one thing perfectly, it’s to wear designer duds and a full face of make up. Case in point: Selena Gomez’s dramatic back, and the Jenner Sister’s looking like pin-up dolls 5 years their senior. Who gets your vote for best dressed?

1. Jennifer Lopez BFA_10902_1326539

2. Kate Beckinsale 2014 American Music Awards - Arrivals

3. Heidi Klum 2014 American Music Awards - Arrivals

4. Gigi Hadid 2014 American Music Awards - Arrivals

5. Olivia Munn 2014 American Music Awards - Arrivals

6. Kendall and Kylie Jenner 2014 American Music Awards - Arrivals

7. Nicki Minaj 2014 American Music Awards - Arrivals

8. Fergie 2014 American Music Awards - Arrivals

9. Jessie J 2014 American Music Awards - Arrivals

10. Selena Gomez BFA_10902_1326441

Celebrity Couples That We Wish Would Rekindle the Flame

Photo: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com 

It isn’t you, its me. Surely the couples in this category got their agents to whip up something a little more endearing to say. The truth is, breakups happen, but it so happens that these particular ones shouldn’t have.

1. Heidi Klum and Seal Mark-WoodworthPhoto: Mark Woodworth/BFAnyc.com 

These two were together and married ages ago (The ’90s) and we wish we could #ThrowbackThursday their relationship solely for that fact that she has the body of an angel and he has the voice of an one. It also wouldn’t hurt if they could make some more beautiful babies.

2. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Screen-Shot-2014-10-15-at-10.32.18-PMPhotos: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com & Matteo Prandoni/BFAnyc.com

Zac and Vanessa’s on-screen romance played out before our eyes in the wildly popular Disney movie series “High School Musical.” Hoping for these two to get back together is like hoping for Hilary Duff and Aaron Carter to get back together and that (thankfully) is not going to happen. But Zanessa will forever hold a place in our nostalgic hearts of couples that failed.

3. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Benefit celebrating ALEXANDER MCQUEEN: Savage Beauty Exhibition - InsidePhoto: Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com

Miranda Kerr is a supermodel and Orlando Bloom is a movie star, these two were destined to find their way together at some point, and when they did the goddesses above were cheering. Unfortunately, these two are no longer. Yes, a hard pill to swallow. Orlando, stop throwing punches at Justin Bieber and start sending love letters to your ex!

4. Jennifer Lopez and P. Diddy Screen Shot 2014-10-15 at 10.32.52 PMPhotos: David X Prutting/BFAnyc.com & Billy Farrell/BFAnyc.com 

Jenny from the block has been around the block a couple times. Jennifer Lopez has had more men than she can count on her freshly manicured hand. One man that stood out (and stood taller than Marc Anthony) was none other than hip hop royal P. Diddy. Puffy is more of man than any Casper Smart could be, and will protect his girl ’til the end. It’s time for J. Lo to change “I luh ya papi” to “I luh ya Puffy.”

5. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Screen Shot 2014-10-15 at 10.34.25 PMPhotos: Joe Schildhorn/BFAnyc.com & Matteo Prandoni/BFAnyc.com 

We selfishly want to see these two get back together solely for that fact that we want to rewrite the ending of “Cruel Intentions” in real life. It would go a little something along the lines of Reese and Ryan marrying, having kids, and residing in a fabulous apartment on the Upper East Side.

Seal Wishes Heidi Klum Wouldn’t “Fornicate With The Help”

Oh! That’s awkward! TMZ video cameras prevailed upon Seal to discuss his impending divorce with Heidi Klum. Seal, it turns out, was all too happy to talk about how he wishes Heidi would not "fornicate with the help." 

A little background: Heidi and Seal always made a huge showy deal of their love by repeatedly renewing their vows in elaborate ceremonies. So when they separated in January, everyone scratched their heads. Rumors circulated that Heidi was now rebounding with her bodyguard. Yesterday a paparazzo asked Seal how he felt about Heidi and the bodyguard and he didn’t hold back — seemingly indicating that Heidi cheating on him with her bodyguard prior to the separation:

 

Look, boys, that’s what happens when two people separate, they move on and that generally means other people in their lives. I certainly don’t expect Heidi to become a nun. But as always my main priority is the emotional wellbeing of our children and to be quite honest if there is going to be somebody else in their lives, I’d much rather it be a familiar face. I guess the only thing I would have preferred — while I would have not expected any better from him, I would have thought Heidi shown a little bit more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were. But I guess you all now have the answer you’ve been looking for for the past seven months.

Spiteful! I love it. However the phrase "fornicate with the help" really does sound like someone has been watching Downton Abbey.

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Afternoon Links: Obama Is Hawking Ringtones Now, Whitney Houston Is “Broke As a Joke”

● Barack Obama’s most charming Al Green tribute is now available as a ringtone on his official site. Come November, it will be much more instyle than the "Born To Die" ringtone you’ve got now. [RS]

● Making the most of her recent relocation, Khloé Kardashian Odom has signed up to host a weekly radio show on Dallas’s MIX 102.9. [E!]

● In need of a Radiohead fix? Thom Yorke mentioned on his blog this morning that the band has contributed 14 songs from their back catalog to a documentary film about the President of the Maldives called The Island President. [Pitchfork]

● Whitney Houston is "broke as a joke," according to someone from whom she may have asked to borrow $100. "She might be homeless if not for people saving her." [Radar]

● Seal says he has no intention of taking of his wedding ring anytime soon after having spent "eight wonderful years" with "the most wonderful woman in the world." [Page Six]

Heidi Klum & Seal Set to Divorce

Horrors! The A-list watching world has been rocked. Heidi Klum and Seal are dunzo. They were married six whole years, which in the Kardashian-esque time warp that celebrity marriage vows are measured in is equivalent to a millennium.  You can almost hear the echoes of ‘How could this be?’ ring out from tabloid offices and supermarket aisles into the empty, hollow, loveless air.

The couple, who renew their wedding vows yearly with wacky themes like trailer park or masquerade, are expected to officially filed divorce papers in L.A. County Superior Court next week with Heidi citing ‘irreconcilable differences,’ reports TMZ.  One day you’re in, the next day you’re out.

Who will Heidi partner with for her Halloween costumes?  Will Seal resume some semblance of a career?  And lastly, what about their 4 kids (3 biological, one adopted by Seal from Heidi’s previous relationship)?

Cue "Kiss from a Rose" and ponder the sad fact that all flowers must wilt or you know, just use this as an excuse to dig out your old CD collection because it’s actually a pretty decent song. 

How to Eat Heidi Klum & Other Celebrity Foods

There’s a long, hallowed, and profitable tradition of American celebrities endorsing commercial products — especially if they can snag a check overseas for endorsing crackers or soda or udon noodles without freaking out their American fans. Somewhat rarer are celebs turning their personal brand into a product brand, with the notable exception of fragrances (even Justin Bieber couldn’t stay away from that honey pot).Even rarer still are celebs willing to lend their name to food products, since there’s just something about eating food named after a person that makes it hard to take person seriously. Or any more seriously than before.

Perhaps the most succesful food-related product is Mr. George Forman and his mighty Grill empire, pictured lovingly above. There are others of course, of which this is just a partial list. To further explore the juxtaposition of celebrity brand and food product, we thought it illustrative to … illustrate these relationships by way of the "At First I Was Like" meme form, perhaps most perfectly captured in the seminal Ice Cube example. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum’s Fruit Flirtations

Heidi Klum fruit candy

 

Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt

Steven Seagal Lightning Bolt Drink

Paul Newman’s Salad Dressing

Paul Newman salad dressing

 

Kenny Rogers’ Roasters

Kenny Rogers Roasters

 

Francis Ford Coppola Wine, Pasta Sauce

Francis Cord Coppola wine pasta sauce

Heidi Shows Off Her Body for Halloween

Heidi Klum never disappoints when it comes to Halloween costumes. She’s ridden into her party on a horse as Lady Godiva, sported gold teeth as a sexy space alien, had six extra hands affixed to her as a Hindu goddess, and donned all sorts of other elborate costumes that a normal person would find uncomfortable and annoying to wear. She lived up to her reputation as the only person who can briefly overshadow Lady Gaga last night at Tao at The Venetian in Las Vegas with a new creation.

She entered on a stretcher with two bloodstained doctors, neither of which were her husband Seal. She later stood up to show off anatomically correct platform heels.

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This costume is weirdly reassuring in that it reminds everyone that underneath all those modely good looks, Heidi looks the same as everyone.

She has a second party in New York on Monday, the same night as former Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, which has all the celebrity watchers on the edge of their seats to see who has the biggest and best crowd. Spoiler alert: It will be Heidi.

FashionFeed: Pose 2.0, Heidi Klum 3.0

● Our favorite social shopping app, Pose, now lets you showcase your style finds within your own custom profile page. Version 2.0 also lets you discover the finds of brands like Levi’s and those of your friends. [Mashable] ● What doesn’t Heidi Klum do? The supermodel-turned-host is now a footwear designer, launching not one, but two shoe lines: A seven-style collection called HK by Heidi Klum (sold exclusively on Amazon) and a six-style sneaker collection for New Balance (available on the brand’s website). [WWD] ● Another day, another reason to shop Alex Wang. Take 40% off the designer’s spring 2011 apparel, footwear, and accessories while shopping the pre-fall 11 RTW collection. [Wang]

● Not only does Pamela Love’s fall 2011 lookbook present ridiculously cool warrior armor, but it also features our favorite pink-coiffed model, Charlotte Free. [StyleCaster] ● Fashion rebel Gareth Pugh is jumping on the commercial bandwagon, gearing up to produce a makeup line with MAC, set to launch in November. [Fashionologie] ● Jessica Stam is the face of the SS12 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week campaign, shot by Terry Richardson. [Modelina]

Links: Justin Beiber’s Backstage Goodies, Congress Finally ‘Gets’ Stephen Colbert

● Like a normal teenage boy, when Justin Bieber’s on tour he demands Swedish fish, bread and honey, and Vitamin Water. Oh, and white t-shirts, both extra small and large. [Smoking Gun] ● Lindsay Lohan’s rehab spot is called the Betty Ford Center, after the First Lady with alcohol and opiate addictions. So at least she’s in good company. [TMZ] ● Some days you’re Paris Hilton’s boyfriend Cy Waits, running over the paparazzi, and some days you’re the paparazzi. Or something! [HuffPo]

● When two people have been something resembling “friends” for years, based largely on one making fun of the other, it’s a harsh realization to wake up and feel like the butt. That’s Congress and Stephen Colbert. [Politico] ● Heidi Klum is leaving Victoria’s Secret after what feels like decades as the face of the brand. [People] ● Jessica Alba’s nude scene in the film Machete was faked, as she was actually wearing white underwear. If you are disappointed, seek help. [Guardian]