The vast and multifaceted preparations that we here at BlackBook make for you, our dear and highly educated readers, in composing our pre-season Hamptons coverage call to mind the eponymous fable about the ant and the grasshopper. Like the ant, we spend the off-season amassing little morsels of knowledge while you, like the grasshopper, flit from Aspen to St. Barths, living in the moment, drinking cocktails with friends, enjoying haute cuisine here and there, and indulging in various pleasures of the flesh. Suddenly, you wake up in a cold sweat filled with an unspecified sense of dread like the kind you felt that morning after you had a few too many at the Boom Boom Room. Spring is literally here, if only in a celestial sense, and you’ve been so engrossed in your winter to-do’s you totally dropped the ball on planning your summer escape. What to do? Where to rent? Who closed? Who’s opening? What’s the unifying theme of Hamptons Summer 2013? Don’t worry, we put together a pre-preview of sorts to make sure you won’t be left out in the col… well, left out. And unlike the ant in the story, we’re not going to be morally superior dicks about helping you out.
For starters, if you’ve been looking to rent this summer it’s time to stop dawdling and get it together. Summer rentals have already started to move, and the fulcrum this season seems to be sliding farther east, with Amagansett lighting up the big board of must-have properties. There isn’t much of a surprise here. Folks are hedging their bets by setting up camp in a village with standalone hotspots like The Stephen Talkhouse, Indian Wells Tavern, and The Meeting House, but is also equidistant from Montauk’s white-hot social scene and East Hampton’s jet-set tested, celebrity-approved epicurean oligarchy. The only downside is that rocking a ‘Gansett rental puts you a bit farther from Sag Harbor than I personally like to be, and there are a few changes happening out that way that you’re not going to want to miss. Regardless, to really wring all the sweet juices out of a summer in the Hamptons, some travel will be required. Good thing the cab companies now have to post their rates. Of course, you could always gambol about in a seaplane.
The great circle of restaurant reincarnation has spun again, and there were a few notable openings in the shoulder seasons this year, most notably the long awaited Topping Rose House in Bridgehampton. Co-owners Bill Campbell and Simon Critchell have teamed up with culinary Jedi Tom Colicchio to bring you a place that would be over the top if it wasn’t just so damn luxurious, kind of like Dubai with wainscoting, an awesome barn/event space, and a frickin’ one acre farm whose bounty plays a leading role in the menu. The 75 seat restaurant has been winning hearts and minds since the fall, and the first call you should make after securing your rental is to the restaurant (631-537-0870) to get a table. The rest of the hotel is slated to open in May.
Moving in a northerly persuasion from there we have a couple of morsels from our friends in the Harbor. Love him or hate him, we have it on good authority that Michael Gluckman has bought into the New Paradise Café, which is getting a makeover and reportedly will try and capitalize on the hole left in Sag’s life-at-night-scene by the unceremonious implosion of the Cigar Bar. The restaurant will be getting an update and it’s doubtful there will be indoor cigar smoking, but we’re always supportive of an enhanced after-hours bar mingle. Here’s hoping for a great new late night hangout, but this time we can do without all the gang banging, bathroom blow-fests, and police blotter reports of people getting beaten with tire irons for which we all remember the old Cigar Bar so fondly.
Further on down Main St., Page at 63 Main has just begun what is to be a monthlong interior renovation. When the butcher paper window wrapping falls away, expect a brighter interior, a new bar to replace the old crenellated gothic mahogany monolith they had going on back there, and a few new menu items. So far we hear the name will remain the same.
The biggest change will be at the space formerly known as Phao. Owner Jeff Resnick plans to reopen the restaurant as The Cuddy, an American-comfort gastropub with a warm, traditional interior: think cuddy cabin, which is a small ‘cozy’ berth on a boat. No menu as of yet, but we hear that Doug Barker, veteran Hamptons culinary wiz, will be taking the helm back in the kitchen. We’ll have pictures as soon as they pull off the painter’s tape and details for you as soon as they are decided. Yeah, that’s how we roll for you.
Over in Sagaponack, The Old Stove Pub is ready for its first full summer season operating under the Grecian management team that brought Nammos to Southampton via Mykonos last year, and over the past two weekends things have been packed over there.
Same goes for Highway Diner and Bar in the old Rugosa space. You know, the only restaurant in the Hamptons with a bonafide tank in the parking lot? I’m sure like everyone else who’s been stuck in traffic on that stretch of highway you’ve fantasized about firing that baby up. With a bright and welcoming interior and food that does a good job of walking the line between comfort and sophistication, it will be interesting to see if Highway can hang on longer than its predecessors.
Montauk made a pretty big push last summer with heaps of new openings. So far this year the biggest news we overheard is that the ownership over at Navy Beach might be considering adding some rooms, but whether or not they will, or even can, has yet to be confirmed. It would stand to reason that with so many spots seeking to cash in last summer on Montauk’s newfound status among the young, the hip, and the cooler than cool, supply may finally be exceeding demand. However, in correlating the yearly trend as a function graphed over time, accounting for meteorological variables, bikini fabric-to-skin ratios, marginal increases in commodities like organic hops, juniper, ginger, citrus, and drink umbrellas…carry the one, and we can say with a high degree of empirical precision that yeah, this summer’s going to be a big one out there. Profligate even. Science said so.
In fact, there has already been an effort by the local municipalities to put a bit of a kibosh on what was made out to be a season where taking things to excess seemed to get a bit, well, excessive. Specifically, what had been seen as an unadulterated shit show at Indian Wells Beach. Most of the indignant talking points regarding “unchecked alcohol consumption” and “booze-fueled partying” sound like the rallying cry of a town on the verge of banning teens from dancing, but what do you think people are going to say when folks are bringing kegs down to the beach in the morning? Seriously? Whoever thought that would fly must have been smoking something. Side note: that is also not recommended on a crowded beach.
Before we go back to the Sisyphean task of making sure that you are virtual paragons of Hamptons knowledge, I would like to make an appeal to all of you out there in the ephemera. Until renovations are complete, permits secured, and owner-approved PR photos available, most of what we find out comes from industry insiders, a few trusted local sources, and from the professional savvy of yours truly. Things might get overlooked this early in the game. After all, the strip of golden sand and pine trees known as the Hamptons is 120-plus miles long, and there is much to cover. If you source a juicy tidbit in your travels, please keep the circle of trust flowing and send some of that love our way. And be sure to keep checking out the Blackbook Hamptons Guide for freshly baked listings. We want you to be well prepared for Memorial Day. After all, spring is here, and summer is coming soon.
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