Celebrating Frankie Sharp’s ‘Cuntiness:’ Westgay at Westway’s One-Year Anniversary

Tonight, the impossible will be celebrated. A year ago, when Frankie Sharp started his WESTGAY party at Westway (75 Clarkson at the West Side Highway), there was a lot of experienced competition, and it seemed impossible that WESTGAY would survive. Frankie’s attitude which was – according to many, a bit too "cunty" – defined "experienced" as "old" and established as tired. His go-go boys were sleazier, his music harder, and the new generation embraced him and the night as the next big thing. Tonight is going to be special.

I’m a bit experienced and established and don’t talk-the-talk like the young studs, so I’ll let them say it in their own WESTGAY way:

"MOMMY WOW!!! IM A BIG CUNT NOW!

WERE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FUCKING SELVES CAUSE ITS BEEN A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, CAN YOU FUCKING EVEN BELIEVE IT!!!

AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE IN STORE!!!!!

A LIVE PERFORMANCE AND DJ SET BY JESSICA 6 W/ NOMI RUIZ.

MAJOR LATE NIGHT SHOW BY BANJEE REPORT!!!!!!

AND AS ALWAYS AND FOREVER – RESIDENTIAL DJ REALNESS: NITA AVIANCE & JONJON BATTLES

SO, LIKE, CAN YOU EVEN?

****YOUR WESTGAY KISSING CUCKOO COUSINS****

CUPCAKE REALNESS UNIQUENESS NERVE & TALENT: AMY CAKES

WESTGAY SISTERS OF DEVASTATION: HOUSE OF LADOSHA

FLAWLESS BODY & FACE STARS: THE ONES

RAVING TIL DAWN: AARON KOLFAGE AND @TOP8FRIENDS

GIRL GOING TO SCHOOL (HILLMAN COLLEGE): JULIANA HUXTABLE

 

GOGO BIRTHDAY BOYS BOUNCING AND BANGING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT:

THE MEATBALLS

VINNY VEGA

ARDEN

TERZIAN

ROWAN

MIGUEL

 

BACKROOM WHOREDEN:

SCOOTER (CUBCAMP/TORONTO)

PAPARAZZO: SANTIAGO FELIPE

 

$10 AT THE DOOR OR FLASH MARKUS YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY SUIT

 

$6 FROZEN FLIRTINI SPECIALS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!

$10 FUUUUUUCKTINIS (FLIRTINIS W/ SHOT) THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING OTTER POPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You get the idea. No one passed the baton to Frankie Sharp. He didn’t even grab it from their hands. He decided to redefine the scene and, one year later, we can all celebrate his "cuntiness." Omg I’m there.

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