Links: Ashton Kutcher Most Popular Boy on Twitter, Drew Barrymore’s Bat-Crush

● It’s a sad state of affairs when Ashton Kutcher has surpassed President Obama as the most-followed person on Twitter, with a million followers. Kutcher does update multiple times a day with ever-more-inane details of his life, while our President has been a tad distracted running the world and all. [CNN] ● In case we didn’t already know, Diane Kruger would like to remind us Brad Pitt has a “sweet family” and that Angelina Jolie is “beautiful.” [Us] ● Lindsay Lohan is slowly crawling back to the top, or maybe it’s the middle; she’s mounting a palimony case against ex Samantha Ronson. Lohan feels she’s entitled to a cut of Ronson’s DJ gigs, as they’ve gone up from $10,000 to $100,000. [PopCrunch]

● Drew Barrymore has been caught canoodling with Ed Westwick and old beau Justin Long, but Barrymore’s true crush is Batman himself: Christian Bale. [PA] ● Reese Witherspoon will be channeling Tracy Flick again for the new film Nice, where Witherspoon’s character finds it’s easier to kill her boyfriend than break up with him. [Variety] ● Gloria Estefan is starting her farewell tour, which if Cher’s and Elton John’s are anything to go by, will never end. [LiP]

Miami: Top 5 Celeb Hotspots

imageBask in the shade of J-Lo’s assets.

1. Philippe (South Beach) – Long list of celebrity sports stars for backers brought the New York hotspot southward. Tan, fit, manicured Miamians’ new haven. 2. DeVito (South Beach) – Warm, good-humored. Little big-time movie star’s presence resonates. Food’s as boisterous as Louie De Palma. 3. Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink (Wynwood/Design District) – Jen Aniston and John Mayer dined here. All A-listers do. Amazing food, and killer red-hued ambience.

4. The Standard (South Beach) – On a private island, half-naked Europeans taking mud baths, leggy models swimming in the pool after yoga. Cameron Diaz is behind this one. 5. David’s Cafe II (South Beach) – Celebs like Gloria Estefan, J-Lo and Ricky Martin are commonplace. Everybody goes here, 24-7.