Morning Links: Demi Moore’s Whip-It Problem, ‘The Office’s Dwight Shrute Gets a Spinoff

● Demi Moore’s "seizure like symptoms" are thought to be kick back from all those whip-its — "not a common drug among people of Demi’s age and social status," as per TMZ — she was apparently doing. [TMZ]

● Rumor has it that Gwen Stefani is growing ever the more weary of Gavin Rossedale’s dark past and that, like Vanessa and Johnny and Heidi and Seal before them, divorce is “inevitable.” Memories, they can be inviting, but some are are altogether mighty frightening… [HollywoodLife]

● Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly hitting a woman in a rented Masarati. And just as things were starting to look up. [E!]

● Hearts, but also lungs and kidneys: Justin Bieber helped quadruple organ donor registrations in his hometown of Ontario with but a single tweet. [MTV]

● Doubling up after last weekend’s cash out, 50 Cent has put $1 million down on Eli and the Giants taking the Superbowl. And if they lose, he’s promised to twitpic a dick pic. Birdman, ya hear that? [RapRadar]

● NBC is reportedly planning an The Office spinoff starring Rainn Wilson and set at the much mythologized Shrute family beat farm and R&B. [Deadline]