Morning Links: A&F Pays The Situation to Change His Shirt, Texas Gets ‘Justin Bieber Way’

● Abercrombie & Fitch is offering to pay Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to not wear their merchandise. “We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans,” said the company of their proposed “Win-Win Situation.” [Speakeasy/WSJ] ● Television shrink Dr. Phil has won the sure-to-be-teary first interview with Casey Anthony’s parents. [Washington Post] ● Taylor Momsen has officially quit acting in order to make more time for her music, which is “pretty much all [she wants] to do” anyways. [Elle]

● Kim Kardashian’s bridesmaids will wear green, a color that’s calming, easy on the eyes. and symbolizes nature and . Also: jealousy. [People] ● Gerard Depardieu, one of France’s most celebrated actors, dropped trousers and urinated in front of an airplane full of passengers when the cabin crew refused to let him use the bathroom before takeoff. “Je veux pisser, je veux pisser,” he had warned. [NYP] ● 11-year-old “mayor for a day” Caroline Gonzalez made sure her first order of business was an important one: Renaming part of Forney, Texas’ Main St. after the important historical figure Justin Bieber. [E!] ● Drew Carey was forced — forced! — to cancel yesterday’s taping of The Price Is Right after he broke his collarbone during a morning run. He’s got the x-rays to prove it. [TMZ]

Links: Guy Ritchie vs. Madonna Yet Again, Jon Hamm as Superbatman

● Although Guy Ritchie claims to “love” ex-wife Madonna, he still thinks she’s “retarded.” [MSN] ● Who would have thought? Kevin Federline doesn’t take care of his house! The owners of his rented Tarzana house want $100K for damages, including cigarette butts and empty beer bottles in the gutter, a bent light post, and drawings all over the walls. [Dlisted] ● Law & Order’s next ripped-from-the-headlines plot will feature a Jon and Kate Gosselin-esque storyline, where the “Kate” character is murdered and the “Jon” is the suspect. [EW]

● Drew Carey is one-upping Ashton Kutcher by announcing that he will donate a $1 million dollars to Lance Armstrong’s LiveStrong Foundation if he can get a million Twitter followers by the New Year. [CBS] ● Comic book aficionado and film director Kevin Smith feels that Jon Hamm would make a good Superman and Batman. And thinks he should be cast for the long-talked-about Superman/Batman film. [MTV] ● Emmy Rossum (who just divorced her music exec hubby) and Adam Duritz (dreadlocked lead singer of The Counting Crows) made their first official appearance as a couple at the ABT Fall Gala. [JustJared]