Links: Nicole Richie To Star In Sitcom

● How does one quit Hollywood? I’m not sure, but starring in a sitcom doesn’t seem like the way to do it. Nicole Richie says she’s desperate to move to New York City away from L.A.’s paparazzi, but just signed on to star in a pilot for ABC. [Showbizspy, Variety] ● Will Jon Gosselin be making an appearance on The Hills as Kristin’s BF? Probably not, but it seems Gosselin has complied a short list of Hollywood ladies he would not like to make eight babies with, and it includes The Hills villainess, Whitney Port, and Lindsay Lohan. Two train wrecks don’t make a right. [HollywoodGossip] ● Rihanna, ever the role model, says every girl should have naked pixs taken of them. [TheSun]

● Edward Cullen joins Lloyd Dobler and Rhett Butler (among others) as one of cinema’s most celebrated and lusted after on-screen stalkers. [EW] ● Pete Doherty just can’t catch a break. Because he’s an idiot. Kate Moss’s ex was booed off stage in Germany after singing the Third Reich, a.k.a. the Nazi, national anthem. [Telegraph] ● Former Brat Packer Anthony Michael Hall bit his girlfriend’s Diana Falzone’s forehead during a heated argument. Falzone has since obtained a temporary restraining order against the actor. [P6]