Why We Go to Bars to Get Laid

What are you going to do tonight? Sit around at home, alone? Another night flying solo, your biggest “move” is the one from your couch to the fridge and back again. You’ve got a warm beer in your hand and a lonely heart in your chest cavity. That’s no way to pick up your next pretty young thing. Since you’re already at rock bottom, don’t pretend you have standards: Check your recent Facebook invites. Drunk- text the cutie you work with. Or, if you have a free moment, download BlackBook’s free) iPhone app, which will give you a heads up to the best bars in your neighborhood. Because let’s be honest — you have a better shot with the ladies at a bar than you do watching Jersey Shore at home. It’s a proven fact.

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