Tuesday’s Night Soirée

Tuesday, Baby Tuesday. Thats actually the name of the longest running Tuesday night soirée, which now berths at Finale (199 Bowery.) Tonight it’s a Wilhelmina Models night and that will surely bring all the boys to the bar. I will be out and about tonight, so you may see me in my finery. You see, I will be all dressed up with someplace to go.

Tonight I will head to the Milk and Honey weekly at the Soho Grand because Susanne Bartsch says I must attend this party or regret it till end of days—it’s like that from someone who knows what she’s talking about. I mean, who is more fabulous than Susanne? I hear silence. What a great phrase. Susanne says the Dairy Queens are the cheeee-it, the top bananas, the cream in my coffee, gee whiz kids, amazing, spectacular…unbelievable. She didn’t really say anything like that, I paraphrased. She’s way too classy to chat like that. She actually said:

Hi, Lewis, Steve.  

‘FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN, WHAT AM I TO DO? DO YOU KNOW THE DAIRY QUEENS? THEY’RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEW DISCOVERIES … COME SEE THEM MILK A FEW LAUGHS AND HOWLS OF ASTONISHMENT FROM EACH AND EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE WITH THEIR OWN BRAND OF DANCE DRAG COMEDY AND MUSIC ‘

She goes on to say that if I don’t see them here I will in the future I will be: 

PAYING TOP DOLLARS FOR THEIR SOLD OUT ENGAGEMENTS AT THE GARDEN BEFORE LONG.

Johnny Dynell will DJ. After that, If I’m not completely exhausted or culturally shocked, I will scoot over to Gin Palace (95 Avenue A) to catch Bunny Von Lau’s Fashion Club. Bunny brinks Carol Sharks and Jeffrey Thomas along to support. This will be a decidedly sexy crowd in an intimate setting. Sounds like trouble for Lewis, Steven.   Image via

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