“Hepatitis A is a liver disease. It can be spread from person to person by putting something in the mouth—even though it may appear to be clean—contaminated with traces of fecal matter from an infected person.” This is what we woke up to. After further reading, turns out an infected bartender at Socialista—which we still love!—may have spread the disease while handing out drinks on February 7, 8, and 11. Also, Ashton Kutcher hosted his birthday blowout there on the 7th, and invited everyone from Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow to Parker Posey and Roberto Cavalli. —N.H.