First, Fred Armisen put the moves on Elisabeth Moss, a.k.a. Mad Men’s Peggy Olson, a.k.a. The Celeb With the Biggest Disparity Between How Hot She Is in Real Life and Her Homely TV Persona. Then Moss’ Mad Men co-star January Jones mysteriously shacked up with Jason Sudeikis, a.k.a. The Guy Who Does The Pretty Good Joe Biden Impersonation on SNL, giving hope to funny non-movie stars everywhere. And now, People reports that Armisen has since ditched Moss in favor of one of his own, Abby Elliott, a.k.a. SNL’s token 23-year-old sexy babe.
Hopefully all of this action will breathe some much-needed new life into SNL. But if Kenan Thompson manages to put the moves on Christina Hendricks, we’ll have certain proof that the apocalypse is, indeed, upon us. Speaking of Mad Men, loved last week — especially the focus group, and the return of Ken Cosgrove — but now I’m on tip-toes waiting to see if Peggy succumbs to the sweet temptations of lesbianism. Presumably, Fred Armisen’s wondering the same thing.