Sandra Bullock’s Weekend: Explosive, Homoerotic

How do you return to public life after your douchebag husband reveals himself to be a serial cheater into Nazi jokes? If you’re Sandra Bullock, you compare your personal life to an I.E.D. explosion and make out with Scarlett Johansson. Bullock got off to a whirlwind start this weekend when she appeared on Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards (airing June 20) to accept her entertainer of the year trophy. “Let’s be honest here, just for a moment. We’re all going to be honest, right?” Bullock said to a crowd of soldiers, “Did I win this for being entertainer of the year, or did I win this because of the spectacular I.E.D. [improvised explosive device] explosion that became my personal life?” Applause! Then Bullock popped up at the MTV Movie Awards, where she received the MTV Generation Award, which is a very real award. Bullock locked lips with Johansson before asking, “Now that we have done that, can we please go back to normal?” Can we please not? Footage after the break.

Fair enough, Sandra. Fair enough.

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