Morning Links: Natalie & Ashton Get Raunchy, Gwyneth Is Live from New York

● Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher’s lame romantic comedy just got a lot less lame with this brand new red-band trailer. Somehow, swearing still makes everything funnier. [Youtube] ● Francis Ford Coppola has a new great-niece, the awesomely named Marlowe Rivers Schwartzman. Oh yeah, her dad is Jason Schwartzman. [People] ● New copies of the Mark Twain classic The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn will be published without the racial slurs that made it such a masterpiece in the first place. [EW]

● Gwyneth Paltrow will host SNL on January 15th, and you can bet she’ll join musical guest Cee Lo Green on stage in a reprisal of her viral Glee appearance. A preemptive fuck you too, Gwyneth. [ABC News] ● Roger Ebert has announced the co-host who will join Christy Lemire for his At the Movies reboot, and his name is Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, a 24-year-old budding film critic. Two hard-to-pronounce thumbs up. [AP] ● Taylor Lautner is angling to be the next Tom Cruise, according to his Abduction director John Singleton. They do have similar ear lobes, now that we think about it. [LAT]

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