Morning Links: Joe Jonas Got High at the Club, Evan Rachel Wood Lost a Tooth at the Club

● Gwenyth Paltrow gets that life is long and eyes will wander. “If death by virus was a punishment for extra-marital affairs, there would only be three dudes left in this world right now,” she said. [Daily Telegraph] ● Reese Witherspoon was rushed to the hospital yesterday after being struck by a car being driven by an 84-year-old woman. [KTLA] ● Joe Jonas got high at a fancy Soho club with a blogger’s friend and now everybody knows and hardly anybody cares. It’s tough out there for a former Disney Star. [XOJane]

● While out dancing in Paris, Evan Rachel Wood took an accidental elbow to the face and lost a tooth. TMZ’s got a photo of said tooth to prove it. [TMZ] ● We were definitely jealous when we heard that Ryan Gosling took Eva Mendes to Disney land for a lovey-dovey, smoochy day at the “Happiest Place On Earth.” But now we hear that he’s taken, like, all these other girls there, too. There’s still hope for us. [Huff Post] ● Queen of the dead-eyed reality stars, Audrina Partridge, says now that her show is over she would love to be in…a period piece? ““I would love to get dressed up in costumes and talk in an accent and film in another country,” Partridge told The Daily. [The Daily]

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