Morning Links: Charlie Sheen Has a ‘Porn Family,’ Diddy Is Sued for a Trillion Dollars

● Charlie Sheen had a briefcase — a Gucci briefcase — full of cocaine delivered to his home before the 911 call. That’s one way to measure Two and a Half Men‘s success. [TMZ] ● Further news in the unraveling of Charlie: Sheen rented out his neighbor’s mansion in order to house his very own “porn family.” Isn’t that nice? His reps aren’t sure what to say anymore. [TMZ] ● Lady Gaga worked up a frenzy and a trending topic when she tweeted the lyrics to her upcoming single, “Born This Way.” Special shout-outs go to the LBGQT, “The Subway Kid,” those of Lebanese and of Chola decent, and, like we would say in the ’50s, the “Orient made.” [Twitter]

● Diddy is being sued for a cool $1 trillion by a women who’s blaming him for everything from the collapse the World Trade Center to withholding a chip she won at a Mississippi casino. Maybe Diddy could settle by paying for her therapy. [Radar] ● Speaking of, Jon Stewart has been appointed to the board of the foundation responsible for building the Sept. 11 museum and memorial. “I’m like their intern at this point,” he quipped. Like, their intern that get’s them tons of press and money. [NYT] ● TNT issued a swift apology after Tracy Morgan tried to talk politics with Charles Barkley during a live Inside the NBA taping. “Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, she’s good masturbation material,” he told Barkley. Breaking character? [HR] ● After a several month reprieve, Ms. Amanda Bynes is back on twitter sharing pictures of her outfits and her arts and crafts. That starfish she rhinestoned is pretty nice. [Twitter]

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