Links: Sofia Coppola Births Bad-Ass Baby, Chris Brown’s Tearful Michael Jackson Tribute

● Director Sofia Coppola and her indie rocker husband Thomas Mars of Phoenix welcomed their second daughter, Cosmina, in New York City, where she’ll be the coolest kid at daycare. [PopEater] ● Mena Suvari was married in Vatican City, dooming her union to be small, out of touch, and micromanaged. [People] ● Kate Gosselin’s botox makes Nicole Kidman look like Betty White. [US Weekly]

● Embattled asshole Chris Brown broke down in tears during a Michael Jackson tribute performance at the BET Awards because he is looking to soften his image. [Vulture] ● In other Michael Jackson news, his crystal-covered glove sold for $190,000 at auction, still smelling of sweat, greed, and excess. [PopEater] ● Newspaper correction of the week: “[Adam Lambert and his bass player] licked each other’s lips; Mr. Ratliff did not merely give Mr. Lambert a quick peck on the shoulder. (He did that later in the show.)” [NYTPicker]

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