Links: Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Engaged, Lindsay Lohan’s Porn Star Not the ‘Vulgar’ Type

● Orlando Bloom is just pretty enough to propose marriage to the stunning Miranda Kerr. The couple will alternate days in the bathroom. [People] ● Helen Mirren appears topless in the new issue of New York magazine, courtesy of photographer Juergen Teller, making most cougars look like house cats. [HuffPo] ● Carrot Top was hospitalized for career paralysis. [Perez Hilton]

● Lindsay Lohan says her role as porn star Linda Lovelace will not be “vulgar” or too sexual; Lindsay Lohan’s agent, manager, director, and producers say, “not so fast.” [Starpulse] ● At a party in Las Vegas, everyone cheered Michael Phelps, urging him to jump into the pool. That’s like if Paris Hilton’s party trick was a sex act. Think about it. [Page Six] ● Tori Spelling claims Tiffani Thiessen hates her, while the kids of today question the presence of Miley’s babysitters. [HuffPo]

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