Links: Movie Stars Steal All the Tony Awards, Sausage Man Jimmy Dean Dies

● Movie stars Scarlett Johansson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Denzel Washington took home trophies at last night’s Tony Awards, in part because Hollywood is greedy and also because no one would care about theater otherwise. [NYT] ● Not one, but two Mean Girls sequels are in the works, at least one of which is going straight to DVD, at least one of which is titled Mean Moms, and none of which feature Lindsay Lohan, angry drinking binge or not. [Jezebel] ● A 59-year-old woman hit Jackass star Bam Margera in the head with a bat. [E!]

● Jimmy Dean, American country music legend, actor, and sausage magnate, has died at age 81. Eat a patty and pray. [AP] ● Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphy’s widower, who passed away soon after the young actress died, had two secret children, making this story a more and more tragic screenplay. [TMZ] ● In the battle of ’80s remakes, The Karate Kid tops The A-Team at the box office, but we all lose because karate puns are uncreative. [ET]

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