Links: ‘Modern Family’ Emmy Win Means Naked Sofia Vergara, Madonna and Lady Gaga to Tour

Modern Family, which won the Emmy for outstanding comedy series, promised that if they did win, Sofia Vergara would run naked down Sunset Blvd. Don’t hold your breath, but do hope and pray. [TDW] ● Mad Men also won big at the Emmys, with Breaking Bad taking home two awards for acting. Two-word shows are so hot right now! [HuffPo] ● Mary-Louise Parker claims she has never smoked weed, has licked a pot lollipop, but prefers sex. Naturally. [Vanity Fair]

● A co-headlining world tour featuring Madonna and Lady Gaga may be on the way, at which point Britney Spears will cry and spiral downward into a black hole of Kevin Federline-affiliated depression. [Vulture] ● Paris Hilton spent the weekend getting arrested for cocaine possession while hotboxing an Escalade in Las Vegas. Just another day in the life of a gangster. [Daily Intel] ● George Clooney’s The American co-star said the actor doesn’t do a lot of sex scenes, and that “he’s not that experienced.” Her naivety is cute, though. [People]

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