Links: D’Angelo’s Botched Blow Job; Scientology Remains Terrifying, “Kafkaesque”

● Washed up soul singer and one-time walking six pack D’Angelo was driving around with $12,000 in his car before getting arrested for soliciting oral sex from an undercover cop. Where did D’Angelo get $12,000? [Daily Swarm] ● If a Joel Madden DJs the Oscars and no one is around to hear it, is Nicole Richie still famous? [People] ● Even the Oscars had a “Kanye moment” — and no, James Cameron did not make one of the best films of all-time… “of all-time!” [Salon]

● Inside Scientology things aren’t all Tom Cruise and John Travolta and Will Smith and Beck bro love parties. It’s far more “Kafkaesque.” [NYT] ● A word to the wise: If you’re getting your butt “enhanced” with injections, use a trained professional or you’ll end up looking like J.Lo today, instead of Jenny from the Block. [NYP] ● No one should miss this news: Mickey Rourke claims to have slept with 14 women in one night, with no mention of money or a film crew. [Page Six]

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