Links: Charlie Sheen Has Another Hooker Hotel Freak-Out, Paul the Octopus Is Dead

● Fresh off his latest stint in rehab, Charlie Sheen was apprehended high, drunk and naked — with a prostitute in his closet — at New York’s Plaza Hotel while his children and ex-wife Denise Richards slept in a nearby room. [NYP] ● Carey Mulligan and Shia LaBeouf have confirmed their relationship is long over and that they can now enter the phase where one makes the other jealous by dating someone way more famous. [People] ● Ozzy Osbourne is qualified to be Rolling Stone‘s new health columnist because he is not yet dead. [Page Six]

● Paul the Psychic Octopus, who correctly guessed every winner in last summer’s World Cup, died quietly overnight at the age of two. He was too clairvoyant for this world. [Guardian] ● A journalist is suing Sacha Baron Cohen claiming his civil rights were violated during the filming of Bruno at a gay marriage rally. [PopEater] ● JetBlue rebel Steven Slater stopped by Larry King Live to remind America who he is. [Gawker]

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