Hawaiian Tropic Zone Offers Up Free Booooob Job

Now here’s a prize I’d really like to get my hands on, and I don’t mean by winning it. The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Las Vegas is throwing a Halloween party on October 30, wherein whomever collects the most candy within a 90-minute span will win the chance to enhance. But then the invite goes on to read that the winner will be chosen by “crowd reaction.” So, what’s the point of the candy contest then? Oh right, to see a bunch of drunk girls dressed like nurses and the Joker and Sarah Palin groveling on the floor for Tootsie Rolls to win a chance to get silicone shoved into their chests, for free. God bless Halloween (and America).

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