The Ritz is the tits, baby. No matter what one asks for, it is always the staff’s pleasure to assist. Frédéric Fekkai amenities, marble baths, and Bang & Olufsen electronics. Thirty-three-story five-star lodging replete with lobby harp. Skirt the Lamborghinis stopping on dime out front. Many of the rooms have Central Park views, but proximity to hansom cabstand leaves a heavy air of manure at entrance.