Real Housewives of New York‘s Countess LuAnn de Lesseps has a “hit” single out, “Chic, C’est La Vie,” and it’s basically a spoken-word tone poem about being rich. Already off to a good start, and now she’s gone and tweaked it with a Middle Eastern remix in keeping with the girls’ recent Moroccan vacation. It’s not as though it’s good, but it is stunningly un-self-aware and over the top, and that’s always worth a look. Check out her utter expressionless as she delivers the “song.” And behold how Andy Cohen smiles with all of his face except his eyes. Bravo is turning into a real house of horrors these days, huh?