I feel like I have an internal Google Alert that lets me always know what Chris Brown is up to even though I don’t particularly want to know. So of course I have to deal with the fact that Brown will be featured on a track on Rihanna’s new album, Unapologetic. It’s called "Nobodies Business," because the pair love bad grammar as much as they adore each other, apparently.
The news comes after Rihanna tweeted the tracklisting for her album, which also features collaborations with Eminem and David Guetta. Of course, the song featuring Chris Brown is all anyone is talking about (which, you know, IS PROBABLY WHY THEY DID THAT, YOU GUYS):
While Rihanna, 24, has stayed mum on her relationship status with Brown, the "Turn Up The Music" singer attended Rihanna’s Halloween party last week and tweeted a photograph of himself dressed in Arab robes and a rifle.
Brown, 23, is currently halfway through his five-year probation after pleading guilty to assaulting Rihanna on the eve of the Grammy awards in 2009. He was ordered to complete community service and a domestic violence program.
Brown was given permission by a Los Angeles judge to embark on his European tour at a recent hearing overseeing his progress on his probation.
The former couple have had a tumultuous relationship in the last three years, including a restraining order against Brown following the assault.
Here’s a thought: if it’s nobodies [sic] business, maybe don’t sing about it so much?
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