Of Boobs & God: Dolly Parton Chats Up Jessica Simpson, Tony Blair

Crude header for an even cruder bit of oversharing, I suppose. However, at least Jeremy Piven’s not alone! Recently, Patron Saint of Everything Amazing Dolly Parton tweeted about the ginormity of her breasts, “Aahhh chiropractor … Hurts so good 🙂 you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!” And you know who took a break from tearing the CW a new one (sheesh, the netlet’s down on its luck, isn’t it?) to agree with ol’ Dolly? Her new BFF Jessica Simpson!

Tweeted the self-branded plus-sized mogulista, “Amen sister 🙂 RT @Dolly_Parton: Aahhh chiropractor … Hurts so good 🙂 you lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!” Sure, news stories about celebrities discussing their mammaries sourcing Tweets might appear “lazy” or “shoddy,” but until their handlers can step aside and make their beloved clients more freely available, we will have to turn to celebrity Twitter accounts to glean the wisdom of the world.

But there’s further solidarity in their sisterhood — the kind that Piven can’t have in on. In addition to recording a duet with Parton, Simpson even paid tribute to the country magnate on an occasion. Although this sort of solidarity makes sense when you consider rumors of Parton bankrolling Simpson’s next musical project.

All of this contrasts sharply with the fact that next, Parton can be found discussing her religious beliefs with Tony Blair and Archbishop Desmond Tutu for the BBC.

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