In case you hadn’t noticed, Lady Gaga’s newest single is really quite unlistenable. It has no discernible melody, and hearing it is akin to having your ears pounded by someone’s fists covered in sandpaper. However, as YouTube cover artist Carmen Reece demonstrates, it is possible
For comparison’s sake, here’s the original:
Reece’s cover, while nothing I would ever be caught dead listening to in public, is clearly the lesser of the two evils here. What’s happening to you, Lady Gaga? Only a year ago you were dropping such gems as “Bad Romance” and “Alejandro.” Step it up a little, girl.