Beyoncé, in my opinion, is perfect. That is until she gives interviews, because it’s becoming increasingly clear that Beyoncé is quite crazy. Take, for example, her Vogue cover story, in which she calls her daughter Blue Ivy "my homey, my best friend." I repeat: Beyoncé’s best friend is a one-year-old. Sorry, Kelly! (I’d apologize to Michelle, but she already knew she wasn’t even in the top ten.) But this should really come to no surprise considering that Beyoncé is also BFFs with Gwyneth Paltrow. Delusions of grandeur and having deep, interpersonal connections with infants is, apparently, contagious.
(Just kidding. That grandeur is no delusion.)
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