The world’s most genetically-blessed human aka global supermodel aka editorial lifesaver aka woman who turned Tom Brady into Mr. Bündchen aka very definition of M.I.L.F. (do people still say that?) has yet again proved that this is her world and we just live in it. Forbes has just released their annual "World’s Highest Paid Models" list, and Gisele Bündchen’s earnings are light-years away from the rest of the lot—including former top ranker, Kate Moss.
According to the list, the 31-year-old Brazilian bombshell married to New England Patriots quarterback Brady and mother of one (with another on the way!) achieved a ridiculous $45 million in earnings from May 1st, 2011 to May 1st, 2012. Fellow supermodel and the face of ’90s heroin-chic Kate Moss earned "just" $9.2 million.
As for the rest, Calvin Klein muse Natalia Vodianova earned $8.6 million, Victoria’s Secret goddess Adriana Lima earned $7.3 million, Dutch beauty Doutzen Kroes earned $6.9 million, Brazillian babe Alessandra Ambrosio earned $6.6 million, Orlando Bloom snatcher Miranda Kerr earned $4 million, gloriously gap-toothed Lara Stone earned $3.8, Sports Illustrated body Carolyn Murphy earned $3.5 million and South African stunner Candice Swanepoel earned $3.1 million.
The total of all runner-up earnings is $49.2, which means that Bündchen needs just a few more millis to top the total of nine (nine!) supermodels’ earnings for an entire year. Just sayin’.