‘Trainwreck’ Chic: 3 Dresses to Wear Tonight and Still Look Great On Your Walk of Shame Tomorrow

You’ll never do it better than Amy Schumer, but…

Girl, you’re goin’ out tonight!

What you need to do is turn on a background movie (alternatively, go see Amy Schumer in Trainwreck first– the inspiration for, and hero of, this post), pour yourself a dresser drink, settle in at your vanity and when you’re ready, put on one of these sassy dresses to wear tonight. Maybe you’ll find love — at least for the night. Should you wake up in an unknown bed tomorrow, just grab the sunglasses off your momentary companion’s dresser, shimmy back into your dress and head out, no one the wiser. These looks are shame-proof, and this is power dressing. Look at you for thinking ahead.

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Distract and mystify with bright lipstick and a swirling geometric print. This is discreet enough to make it look like you have a fancy uptown lunch ahead of you.

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Victoria Victoria Beckham
geometric print crepe mini dress; Charlotte Olympia Orbital Dora perspex clutch; The Row round frame sunglasses; Charlotte Olympia Gala suede sandals; NARS Audacious lipstick in Michiyo

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For the uninitiated, a Jacquemus dress is confusing enough. What’s going on? And where are you going? Though others might not be able to place it exactly, you’ve got a handle on it. Plus, fancy flats? They work day or night.

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Jacquemus
layered wool dress; MSGM beaded slide sandal; Comme des Garcons metallic leather pouch

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Or… Just own it, what the heck, why not.  Forget the sunnies, let your smudgy eyeliner run. WHO CARES! You got some. Work it, girl. Walk of pride!

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Saint Laurent draped sequined silk-georgette dress; Saint Laurent Jane lizard-effect sandals; Charlotte Tilbury Rock ‘N’ Kohl eyeliner in Bedroom Black

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